“betbot” Makes the Dick Tweet of the Mesh Conference

by Joey deVilla on April 8, 2009

It looks as thought the Twitter user going by the handle of betbot is going to spend the next little while absorbing a very important lesson about managing one’s online persona after making this tweet at the Mesh Conference:

betbot: at #mesh I bet 80% of the people attending have no university degree which explains why they are astonished by whatever they hear

betbot’s profile vaingloriously proclaims that he has three Master’s degrees:

Self-proclaimed marketing guru trying to put my 3 hard-earned Masters to work

If you;ve spent any time on a university campus, you know that having that many Master’s degrees is not a boasting point; it’s a cry for help – it means you’re a shiftless pedant majoring in life-avoidance studies. As for putting “marketing guru” in your Twitter profile; it’s a cliche on par with “I like long walks on the beach” in the personal ads.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Ben Lucier April 8, 2009 at 3:49 pm

Another example, in a sea of examples… of a self proclaimed “expert” who just doesn’t get it.

2 David Crow April 8, 2009 at 4:23 pm

I’m wondering, does 3 masters degrees just mean you are a PhD FAIL?

Self-proclaimed marketing guru is probably synonomous with douchebag.

3 Bob Firestone April 8, 2009 at 4:30 pm

3 Masters = 3 reasons not to hire him.

4 Daniel Patricio April 9, 2009 at 11:16 am

And the best line of all:

“…having that many Master’s degrees is not a boasting point; it’s a cry for help – it means you’re a shiftless pedant majoring in life-avoidance studies.”

I love how the community is self policed, you really can’t make a ignorant statement like that and get away with it.

5 uurf April 9, 2009 at 12:37 pm

3rd masters = ABT (All But Thesis); sound like anyone you know Crow?

2 however is perfect :)

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