The video New Media Douchebags in Plain English was posted back in October, but it’s new to me and might be new to you:

The video’s four-step program for becoming a new media douchebag is pretty simple:

1. Don’t do any real work.
2. Talk, type, tag, text and Twitter a lot of stuff. The greater the volume, the better!
3. Be sure to hate a lot of stuff. And tell folks!
4. Celebrate the other new media douchebags out there.

According to Valleywag — for whom the four-step program above could count as a mission statement — New Media Douchebags in Plain English is a parody of Google’s Google Docs in Plain English .

[Thanks to jwz for the link!]