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Your “official unofficial” calendar for December 2025!

Calendar for December 2025, where December 1 - 5 is marked “Pretend to work,” the 2nd and 3rd work weeks are marked “Don’t even pretend anymore,” the first 3 Saturdays and 2 Sundays are “Say you’re going to start shopping for presents,” the 24th is “Actually start shopping for presents,” the 25th is half “Nostalgia!” and half “Destroy your body with food and alcohol”, the 21st through 30th are completely “Destroy your body with food and alcohol,” and finally, the 31st is half “Prepare for the inevitable disappointment of New Year’s Eve” and “Realize that you accomplished absolutely nothing in 2025.”
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I was supposed to post this last Monday, but things got really busy really quickly (or was I pretending, as the calendar above tells you to?).