Of course, the proper comeback is:
jeffy is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported...TO MOM!
Not pictured: A oil drum-sized barrel of balsamic vinegar labeled “React”, “Vue”, or “Angular”, and a forgotten can of anchovies labeled “jQuery”.
Thanks to Cameron Barrett for the find!
Just ask this practitioner…
Developer conferences are often close-packed affairs in trench-like spaces, there’s a tendency towards drab clothing, and while the situation has been steadily improving, they’re still largely sausage parties.