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You “Odyssey” this modern version of The Odyssey!

This made-for-the-modern office version of The Odyssey will make you both and laugh and weep, especially if you’ve suffered through a long Zoom/Teams call today.

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Developer Relations Humor Security

I might have been in cybersecurity and DevRel a little TOO long…

Most people would probably respond to these “Menthole XXtreme” Dude Wipes with these responses:

  1. Ewww! What is wrong with people?!
  2. Cool! Mint, brah!

But my first thoughts were:

  • Networking/cybersecurity: Now that there are menthol wipes to do “for the other end” what breath mints do for the mouth, there’s now end-to-end mintiness.
  • Developer relations/marketing: That’s clever; why compete in someone else’s category when you can create your own?
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Artificial Intelligence Humor

LLMs should refer to themselves as “this unit”

Photo: Richard Daystrom, McCoy, Spock, and Kirk, having a discussion around the M5 computer.
A scene from The Ultimate Computer, a newly-relevant episode of Star Trek (the original series).

Is it just me, or would you agree that LLMs should refer to themselves as “this unit” instead of “I”, just like the AIs on the original Star Trek series did?

I think it might help prevent more people from going down the LLM rabbit hole.

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Artificial Intelligence Humor

Seems legit

Text message that reads: “Hey this is Sundar Pichai CEO of Google listen I need $500 so we can fix search but it has to be iGoogle Play Store gift cards / Here I’ll prove to you I’ll say something only Sundar would say: Artificial Intelligence.”

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Artificial Intelligence Humor Process Programming

A new meaning for “lgtm”

“lgtm” has been pull request shorthand for “looks good to me,” but these days, it can also be used to mean “looks generated to me!”

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Artificial Intelligence Humor

My conversations with AIs (#2 in a series)

Pictured above: a screenshot from a conversation I had with Claude last night. I was using it to craft an email in response to an interview that could be better described as an ambush.

I use LLMs as a double-check for when I’m trying to remain professional when greatly annoyed and for when I want to spend the minimum amount of time on something or someone. The party I was communicating with met both criteria.

I’m pretty sure that the way I sass back at LLMs doesn’t affect the quality of their revision when I harshly tell them that I disagree with their original answer. But as a catharsis, creative outlet, and excuse for an amusing screenshot and blog post, it’s oh-so-good.


Want more? Here’s a post from January about what I call The “Nick Fury” method for refusing LLM answers.

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Artificial Intelligence Humor

Remember to occasionally sass back at LLMs

The screenshot above is another regular reminder from Yours Truly that the LLM isn’t always right, but the final decision is always yours. Sometimes, you need to sass back — not necessarily to get better results, but to remind yourself not to abdicate completely to AI.

In case the first line in my prompt sounds familiar, but you can’t place it, here’s the source:

Here’s the video version:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NPXjPWIj31g