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BlackBerry: “This is the Beginning of the End”

“This is the beginning of the end,” said analyst and finance journalist Felix Salmon about BlackBerry in an interview with CBC’s business news show, Lang and O’Leary Exchange. This was in response to their results for the second quarter of their fiscal 2014, where they announced:

  • An expected GAAP — that’s suit-ese for “Generally Accepted Accounting Principles — net operating loss of “approximately $950 million to $995 million”. $930 million to $960 million of this lost was the result of “the increasingly competitive business environment impacting BlackBerry smartphone volumes”, a phrase over which the people in BlackBerry’s PR must have expended much sweat and worry,
  • The laying-off of 4,500 employees, roughly a third of its workforce, and
  • A shift in focus to “enterprise and prosumer-centric” devices.

“I would say than losing $1 billion would count in most people’s books as serious decline, not to mention 4,500 [layoffs]. You can’t cut your way to growth, you can’t cut your way to adoption,” Salmon said. “Who would want to throw good money after bad? There’s a breakup value to the company, but as a going concern, I believe this is the beginning of the end of people walking around with BlackBerrys in their pocket.”

The Washington Post published this chart yesterday, in an article titled The decline of BlackBerry in one chart:

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Chart by Comscore; found in the Washington Post. Click to see the source.

BlackBerry’s renewed focus on enterprise is, in my opinion, a mistake. In the business of mobile devices, which are seen as “personal” in a way that desktop and laptop computers aren’t, and in the era of users either bringing their your own devices or choosing them from a selection offered by their employer, where Gartner is predicting that half of businesses will expect employees to use their own mobile devices for work, their decision to go back to their roots is the application of a 1999 solution to a 2013 problem. In CITEWorld, Nancy Gohring calls the move one of “desperation”, and I believe she’s right.

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With a lot of the 4,500 people who were laid off living in or near BlackBerry’s home base of Waterloo — a university town about an hour and a half drive southwest of Toronto — the mood in the city is grim. The impact on the community will be significant, and many people hope that the presence of several high-tech firms in the area, including Google and Intel, will help absorb these thousands of suddenly-unemployed techies.

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Seems Legit…

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This article also appears in The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century.

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It’s Ugly, But it Got the Job Done

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Photo courtesy of Rich Leighton. Click to see the source.

Did a little bit of iOS programming today that was the software equivalent of this. It wasn’t pretty, but it does work.

This article also appears in The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century.

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Internet Traffic at 112% Above Normal; It’s Probably iOS 7’s Fault

Akamai’s Real-Time Web Monitor, as of this writing, is reporting that internet traffic is at 112% above normal. It more than likely has something to do with all those iOS users downloading iOS 7, which came out today. I expect it’ll shoot up even higher once the North American workday ends.

Here’s what network traffic looked like in Europe on Wednesday, September 18th, 2013 at 4:05 p.m. Eastern (GMT-4):

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And here’s what it looked like in North America at about the same time:

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If you’re planning on upgrading your iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch tonight, hop on a wifi network and either:

  • Do it straight on your iDevice by going to Settings, selecting General, and then selecting Software Update.
  • Do it by downloading and installing iTunes 11.1, and then connecting your iDevice to your iTunes 11.1-equipped computer.
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The Sort of Cool “How-To” You’ll See at Toronto Mini Maker Faire: How to Make LED “Throwies”

toronto mini maker faire logoWith the Toronto Mini Maker Faire coming up, I thought I’d show you this simple little “recipe” for making the sort of simple-but-cool techie things that you’ll see (and hopefully, learn how to make) at the Toronto Mini Maker Faire coming up this Saturday and Sunday.

Check out these instructions for making an LED “throwie” or “blinkie”, a little light with a magnet that you can stick to all sorts of metal surfaces, to make the world (or at least the ferromagnetic parts of it) your very of “Lite-Brite” set!

And don’t forget to check out the Toronto Mini Maker Faire!

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Click any of these photos to see the full set of instructions for making a “throwie”.550px-Make-LED-Throwies-Step-2

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For those of you who prefer video instructions, I’ve got you covered, too:

This article also appears in The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century.

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Firing a Mortar? There’s an App for That

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Here’s another example of William Gibson’s quote in action: “The street finds its own uses for things”. According to Irish Times foreign correspondent Mary Fitzgerald, this is a shot of Syrian rebels using an iPad to assist them in aiming a homemade mortar.

My guess is that he’s using Clinometer HD, which has a pretty good interface, and more importantly, is free.

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iOS 7’s Ringtones and Alert/Text Tones

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iOS 7 is due to be released tomorrow, Wednesday, September 18th, and among the new features in this latest version of the iDevice operating system are new ringtones and alert/text tones, which I’ve recorded and posted below. For those of you who’ve become attached to the original iOS ringtones and alert/text tones, they’re also still there, in a submenu marked “Classic”.

And now, the tones…

Alert/Text Tones

Aurora

Bamboo

Chord

Circles

Complete

Hello

Input

Keys

Note

Popcorn

Pulse

Synth

Ringtones

Apex

Beacon

Bulletin

By the Seaside

Chimes

Circuit

Constellation

Cosmic

Hillside

Illuminate

Night Owl

Opening

Playtime

Radar

Radiate

Ripples

Sencha

Signal

Silk

Slow Rise

Stargaze

Summit

Twinkle

Uplift

Waves