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“Rock Band” Hits the Shelves on Black Friday

Screenshot from the upcoming game “Rock Band”
Screenshot from Rock Band. Click to see the screenshot on its original page at full size (it’s huge).

“Rock Band” logoLet me get the tiny bit of disappointment that I have with the upcoming game Rock Band out of the way first: What? No keyboards? They’re the most computer-ready interface devices to make! You suck.

That little gripe aside, I’m looking forward to Rock Band, the next step in the evolution of the Guitar Hero game. While Guitar Hero let one player at a time “play guitar” and Guitar Hero II let a single player “play” either guitar or bass, Rock Band offers, Rock Band lets up to four people play simultaneously, each one taking the role of guitarist, bassist, drummer or lead vocalist. As you can see from the screenshot above, gameplay looks like a hybrid of Guitar Hero for the instrument roles and Karaoke Revolution for the vocalist role.

Joystiq has just published the news on Rock Band’s release date and price. Rock Band for the XBox 360 and the PlayStation 3 will hit the shelves in the U.S. on Friday, November 23rd, with the PlayStation 2 version following on December 10th. November 23rd is “Black Friday” — for our non-American readers, this is the Friday of the American Thanksgiving long weekend. Being the last holiday before Christmas, it’s the biggest shopping day of the year and a day which puts a lot of stores “in the black”, hence the name. Shopping malls in the U.S. open ridiculously early on that day (we’re talking hours before sunrise) and the crowds are insane. Occasionally fights break out; perhaps the makers of Rock Band want shoppers to have the full rock concert experience — the Woodstock 1999 experience, that is.

The full Rock Band bundle will sell for the following consoles:

  • XBox 360: $170
  • PlayStation 3: $170
  • PlayStation 2: $160

The bundle will include:

  • The game itself (regular price $60 for the XBox 360 and PS 3, $50 for the PS2)
  • Guitar controller (reg. $60, but wired on Xbox 360, wireless is separate and $80)
  • Drum controller (reg. $80, wired)
  • Microphone (reg. $30, wired)

According to Wikipedia, the following songs have been announced for the game:

  • “Are You Gonna Be My Girl” – Jet
  • “Black Hole Sun” – Soundgarden
  • “Blitzkrieg Bop” – Ramones
  • “Brainpower” – Freezepop
  • “Celebrity Skin” – Hole
  • “Cherub Rock” – Smashing Pumpkins
  • “Creep” – Radiohead
  • “Dani California” – Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • “Detroit Rock City” – Kiss
  • “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper” – Blue Öyster Cult
  • “Enter Sandman” – Metallica
  • “Epic” – Faith No More
  • “Gimme Shelter” – Rolling Stones
  • “Go with the Flow” – Queens of the Stone Age
  • “The Hand That Feeds” – Nine Inch Nails
  • “Here It Goes Again” – OK Go
  • “Highway Star” – Deep Purple
  • “I Think I’m Paranoid” – Garbage
  • “In Bloom” – Nirvana
  • “Learn to Fly” – Foo Fighters
  • “Main Offender” – The Hives
  • “Maps” – Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  • “Mississippi Queen” – Mountain
  • “Orange Crush” – R.E.M.
  • “Paranoid” – Black Sabbath
  • “Reptilia” – The Strokes
  • “Sabotage” – Beastie Boys
  • “Say It Ain’t So” – Weezer
  • “Should I Stay or Should I Go” – The Clash
  • “Suffragette City” – David Bowie
  • “Tom Sawyer” – Rush
  • “Vasoline” – Stone Temple Pilots
  • “Wanted Dead or Alive” – Bon Jovi
  • “Wave of Mutilation” – Pixies
  • “Won’t Get Fooled Again” – The Who

I think this is a pretty good collection of songs; a number of them are either in my accordion repertoire or were on the set lists of bands with whom I played keyboards.

Most of the tunes listed will use the original master tracks. I suspect that the game will use the bowlderized lyrics for Radiohead’s Creep (“You’re so very special” rather than “You’re so fucking special”), and I hope that Don’t Fear the Reaper has a special “cowbell” mode. I also think that The Perfect Drug might’ve been a better Nine Inch Nails tune, even if only to give the drummer a challenge (there’s a killer drum solo near the end of the song).

The inclusion of a tune by Boston-based synthpop band Freezepop seems a little odd — they’d fit better in a game that offered keyboard controllers. This may be a prank by a Wikipedia contributor.

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Tired: Bruce Schneier Facts. Wired: Paul Graham Facts!

Paul Graham’s head on Chuck Norris’ Body

The “Chuck Norris Facts” jokes as applied to computer security guru Bruce Schneier were funny, but geeks, being rather flighty creatures, have moved on. The new hotness is “Paul Graham Facts”, and if you can think of a good one about the Lisp hacker turned venture capitalist (or want to kiss some ass for Y Combinator funding), you can submit it.

My favourite Paul Graham Facts so far:

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Brokeback Batman

Via the LiveJournal “scans_daily” community, here’s the “slashiest page ever to appear in a children’s storybook that does not star Bert and Ernie”:

Page from a Superman/Batman children’s book

Here’s the text:

Without Superman realizing it, Batman stuck a small Bat-transmitter on Superman’s cape. The device sent out a signal, and the Caped Crusader followed it to Clark Kent’s apartment. Superman was just getting ready for bed when he looked out the window and saw that Batman had sicovered his secret. Now the two of them had to trust each other.

Robin’s not going to like this.

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Don’t Forget: Furries vs. Klingons Tomorrow!

Small version of the “Furries vs. Klingons” posterWell, tomorrow’s the big night — the second annual bowling tournament where Atlanta-area Furries take on Atlanta-area Klingons takes place at Midtown Bowl (1936 Piedmont Cir NE, Atlanta, Georgia). A hearty Qa’pla! and Meow! to all who are attending!

Someone set up a poll at Poll Boutique where you can vote for your favourite team. As of this writing, the Furries and Klingons are dead even, each with 50% of the vote.

In honour of this weekend’s event, I would like to share the most appropriate music in my collection for this event: the ever-lovin’
Star Trek Fight Music [1.8MB MP3]. Enjoy!

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Ease of Use Doesn’t Always Mean “Fewer Buttons”

In yesterday’s posting, Monkey Knife Fight, I point to an argument made by Elliotte Rusty Harold that Java’s java.util.List is more “humane” than Ruby’s Array since it has fewer methods. He posed the question “Which of these three remotes would you rather use?”:

Two complex TV remotes and the very simple Apple TV remote

There is, of course, a point where having too few buttons or controls is a hindrance. Which instrument would you rather play? This beastly thing with an ancient user interface sporting 88 buttons, each of which reacts with volume proportional to the force with which you press them, and three pedals?

Grand piano

Or this much simpler, more “humane” interface with two controls?

“Music Maker” app with a “Pitch” slider and a “Play Note” button.

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Verizon’s Ironic Pop-Up Ad

Newspaper articles, pop-up ads and random number generators are a never-ending source of amusement. Consider the screenshot below, in which a Verizon pop-up ad blocks your view of an article about Verizon blocking the New York Times article Verizon Blocks Messages of Abortion Rights Group:

Verizon pop-up ad blocking an article about Verizon’s blocking opt-in SMS messages from the pro-choice group NARAL
Image courtesy of Raypride.

This is out-of-date news now: Verizon has reversed its stance and will now NARAL to use its mobile network to distribute opt-in SMS news alerts to its subscribers.

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Monkey Knife Fight! (or: Not Much Has Changed)

Woodcutting of two monkeys with knives fighting, captioned “You’ve got to love a language war!”

Seems Like Old Times

Back in December 2005, I wrote a blog article talking about the blog shooting war between Java and Ruby advocates that erupted over which approach was better: the one taken by Java with java.util.list or the one taken by Ruby with the Array class.

It’s interesting to see that nearly two years later, not much has changed — now we have a shooting war over Obie Fernandez’ blog entry, Top 10 Reasons Why Java Sucks Ass. I’ll write about this shooting war in a future article — in the meantime, for the sake of reference (and because the blog in which the article originally appeared in about to disappear), here’s my “Monkey Knife Fight” article from December 9, 2005.

The Original Article

The foxes from why the lucky stiff’s “Why’s (Poignant) Guide to Ruby” yelling “Monkey Knife Fight!”Of late, I have been applying the term “Monkey Knife Fight” to language and architure wars among programmers. There’s something about them that reminds me of having two monkeys, each armed with a stilletto knife, squaring off while cheered on by a rabid crowd. I suppose that the major difference is that unlike monkey knife fights, you can glean some knowledge, understanding and even cooperation in the aftermath of a language war.

The particular monkey knife fight I am referring to starts in an entry on Martin Fowler’s bliki (bliki being a blog and a wiki), where he talks about two schools of thought about programming interface design:

  • What he calls the minimalist approach: just provide the basic building blocks and leave it to the programmer to build what is needed. “Minimalists tend to focus on the minimal set of necessary methods to support these behaviors,” he says.
  • What he calls the humane approach: design the interface so that the most common-case uses are easiest. He writes: “humane designers try to add methods that are needed. Often these extra methods are referred to as convenience methods, a term that minimalists do not consider to be a complement.”

He compares two similar structures: Java’s java.util.List with its 25 instance methods and Ruby’s Array, which has a hefty 78. He then shows us what it takes to fetch the last element of a Java List:

myList.get(myList.size - 1)

While in Ruby, getting the last element of a list is simpler:

myList.last

Elliotte Rusty Harold, author of a lot of books on Java and XML, disagrees with Fowler. He’s of the “less is more” school and wrote:

A 78 method List class is about three times as bad as a 25 method List class, not three times as good. A 12 method List class would be about twice as good.

Java’s List class does not lack any of the functionality in Ruby’s. Java just factors it out into a few more classes, especially the Collections class, and skips a couple of rarely used “convenience” methods. The result is a simpler, easier-to-understand, easier-to-use, more humane API.

And thus the monkey knife fight began, with a much excitement from the spectators:

  • Martin Fowler’s original post
  • Elliotte Harold’s response
  • James Robertson, a Smalltalk guy, chimes in: “We are far more interested in solving application problems than we are in the production of extra code to support sparseness.”
  • Cees deGroot: “My favorite analogy here: the difference between a human and a donkey is maybe 5% in genes. I like to think that a good object system works the same – the difference in behaviour between my classes, if you count everything they inherit, is typically 1-5%. Just a handful of methods, with usually a couple of lines of code because the base classes are so rich. Now, that is where simplicity rules.”
  • Antonio Vieiro: “Each programming language has its idioms, and an API that follows those idioms is a simple API. An API that tends to be ‘simpler’ and make things against the idioms is an API that makes things more difficult. As Elliotte says the more the buttons the bigger the difficulty. So that’s just my opinion: I like simple things, but not ‘simpler’ things (because those are more complex to maintain).”
  • James Higgs: “All of this makes it more frustrating that System.String does not have convenience methods like .Right(int length) or .Left(int length). It’s easy enough to do using .Substring(int startIndex, int length) – it’s just that reading that code takes a little longer, as indeed does writing it. And, of course, string is sealed, so we can’t subclass it.”
  • Peter Williams: “Each of those decisions [to keep an interface minimal and let developers write a little extra code] are reasonable in isolation but put together pretty soon you and your community are stuck with a lot more code to maintain than if that behavior had been included in the core library to start with.”
  • Cedric Beust: “Humane Interfaces clearly violate both YAGNI and the “do the simplest thing that could possibly work” principle, so I’m quite happy to see them gaining traction. For these same reasons, you can expect XP advocates to come out strongly against the idea of Humane Interfaces (and Elliote is leading the charge), which probably guarantees that they will become mainstream in no time :-)”

    [I rather like the graphic he included, shown below.]

    “Humane Interface” logo

  • John D. Mitchell: “Alas, arguing back and forth over those sorts of details makes it easy to miss a fundamental, crucial point: no software (library, application, language, operating system, or whatever) can be all things to all people. Fighting that war is not only pointless but is one of my definitions of insanity. The point of a chunk of good software is to enable the effective and efficient creation of more good software and to help inhibit the creation of bad software.”
  • Stuart Roebuck: “Finally, if I’m going to agree with Elliotte at all, I guess I should express doubt in the value of method aliases. One of the values of Java over C is that it provides fewer ways of expressing the same thing. I can’t see any great value in having two methods with different names that do exactly the same thing. In a collaborative project it would inevitably lead to situations where code confusing uses of both method names for no apparent reason. On the other hand, aliases in the method documentation would be good, e.g. you look for a method length() and it says ‘see method size()‘.”
  • Elliotte Harold: Which remote would you rather use?

    Remote controls, including the very simple AppleTV remote.

  • John Tirsen: “If your requirements on that class library is to have a ‘humane interface’ then that is what should control how you implement that class library. So you implement each feature of the ‘humane interface’ in a YAGNI style. YAGNI doesn’t dictate what features you implement rather it dictates how you implement these features. The principle of ‘humane interfaces’ is what dictates what to implement.”
  • Hitesh Jasani: “Perhaps the notion is that Java’s interface looks simple if all you do is look at Javadocs, but it is not simple if you actually try to use it. Ruby’s interface looks more difficult looking at the documentation, but turns out to be much easier when in use.”
  • Blaine Buxton: “I like having a minimal set of methods to implement because I make sure duplication and cognitive friction is reduced. But, the users of the class wind up with terse code that’s harder to read than with a richer interface. It seems both sides of the argument will always be at odds. This is where I think concepts of object composition from prototype languages can help. Organizing Programs Without Classes is worth a study for it shows the way that we can have our cake and eat it too.”
  • James Robertson: “Smalltalkers – and I think Rubyists – look at this problem very differently from Java folks. The Java people seem to like sparse classes, but they don’t seem to realize that sparse classes combined with an inability to extend leads to everyone creating their own set of utility classes. In Smalltalk, the useful protocol that people add tends to migrate up to the vendor over time…What we seem to have a two very different approaches to the class design problem. I think the Smalltalk/Ruby one is better, because it favors putting code where it belongs. The Java approach implicitly favors lots of utility classes.”
  • James Robertson, again: “I like the way [Elliotte] baldly asserts that 78 methods [in Ruby’s Array class] is “an atrocity”. So what’s the magic number? Is 22 methods ok, but 23 – heck no, that gets into atrocity range? There’s absolutely no way to look at the raw number of methods and make that statement. He’s assuming that there must be fluff in there – but that’s an assumption, not evidence.”
  • Elliotte Harold: “I suspect there’s more middle ground between Fowler and me than perhaps some people realize. His essential point is “The essence of the humane interface is to find out what people want to do and design the interface so that it’s really easy to do the common case.” I don’t disagree with the principle. However we part ways on the practical application of that theory to class design.”

    [Be sure to read his examinations of what he considers to be extraneous methods for the Array class.]

  • Charles Miller: “In Java, List is an Interface. In Ruby, Array is a class. The distinction may seem to be hair-splitting, but it’s important…java.util.List isn’t really a shining example of good interface design either.”
  • Rob Lally: “Harold is wrong. Plain and simple. And I can prove it. The Ruby Array class is probably the most useful class I’ve ever had the pleasure of using. If it offends his aesthetic senses, then his senses are mis-attuned…He talks about the 80/20 rule in his posting. For me the 80/20 rule is about minimising the amount of work done. Minimal interfaces are great on objects that are only going to be used a few times. If a class is going to be used (in the case of lists/arrays ) 10s or 100s of millions of times then giving it a broader interface is by far the best choice.”
  • Bernard Notarianni: “I think that Object Oriented programmers may look at the situation a little bit differently. 78 public methods are 78 different way to talk to an object. Actually, we don’t care what is behind the object, but a large set of methods is an opportunity to find the best one for the programmer purpose.”
  • David Crow: He points to John Maeda’s “Rules of Simplicity”, a set of good ideas that programmers should take to heart.
  • Ian Bicking: “But I think the Java guy has a point: 78 methods on your list objects isn’t good. Less methods is good. Unless the result is stupid. Now, let’s be honest here, Java is stupid. Dumb, idiotic, maybe written by people who aren’t programmers; I just don’t know how else to make sense of it. list.get(list.size() - 1) should be embarrassing. list.last or list[-1]? I think [-1] reads well enough, and fits into a very elegant set of functionality involving slices and whatnot. But I also think list.last is entirely justifiable. OTOH, list.get(0) isn’t embarrassing, so list.first isn’t as compelling. And the nitems method he points to really seems overboard.”

As for me, I fall closer to the Martin Fowler camp rather than the Elliotte Harold camp, largely based on gut instinct. All the setup you have to do to get Java to do anything of consequence drives me bonkers. Classes with a pared-down interface may be simpler, but not when I have to start linking them to all manner of utility classes to get them to do what I want. It’s not so much simplicity as it is sweeping complexity under the rug, where you’ll have to eventually deal with it. Working with Java, I feel that I’m always thinking “How do I get Java to perform task X?”, while with Ruby, it feels more like “How do I get this result?” With Ruby, I feel that I’m wrestling only with the problem, not the language.

I do have one complaint about the Ruby approach — method aliases. While it’s convenient for luring in programmers from other languages, I think it actually detracts from code readability to have two method names mean the same thing.

Cross-posted to the Tucows Developer Blog.