The Twitter Developers’ Checklist

Truth be told, I’d wish I’d come up with this list myself:

1. Create micro-bloggin network. 2. Call it something lame. 3. Let people have 1000s of followers. 4. Watch as they judge themselves against other people's follower-counts. 5. Wait...(until they're super-vulnerable).  6. Give them lists so they can exclude shitty people (and be excluded themselves). 7. Cash in on billions of $$.