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Shit Apple Fanatics Say

Scott Rose does a wonderful job playing a perfectly face-punchable Apple fanboy stereotype in this video, Shit Apple Fanatics Say, Part 1. Some of my favourite lines are:

  • “You get what you pay for!” (Actually quite true, as proven by a few gadgets I have, including a crappy Android tablet I bought at a charity auction.)
  • “Nobody needs Flash!”
  • “Nobody needs a Blu-Ray drive!”
  • “No, they love working eighteen-hour days. It’s part of their culture.
  • “Nobody needs to add RAM!”
  • “Nobody needs removable batteries!”
  • “Gestures! Gestures! GESTURES!”
  • “Just stick with [iTools | .Mac | MobileMe | iCloud]; Apple’s gonna fix it.”

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