The mobile accessory you probably didn’t want: a bidet sprayer/toilet paper stand/tablet caddy

bidet sprayer tablet stand

This is one of the more unusual tablet accessories I’ve seen, and I don’t think you’re going to see it at the Apple Store or Best Buy anytime soon.

At first, I thought that a bidet sprayer/toilet paper stand was an odd accessory for a tablet until I remembered the 7″ Kross Smartpad tablet I pity-bought at a charity auction. It has a resistive (read: terrible) touchscreen, holds its charge for a mere 45 minutes, runs Android 2.3, and most importantly for this accessory, is completely ass.