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Artificial Intelligence Humor

An even better joke about OpenAI’s “erotica for verified adults” announcement

Yesterday, I came up with a joke in response to OpenAI CEO Sam Altman’s tweet about adding “erotica for verified adults” to an upcoming version of ChatGPT. This morning, I came up with a better one, and here it is:

Screenshot of Techmeme article on Sam Altman’s announcement that a future version of ChatGPT will add “erotica for verified adults” with a caption that reads “Maybe ‘AGI’ is really short for ‘Artificial GENITAL Intelligence.’”
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Artificial Intelligence Humor

OpenAI finally figured out what REALLY we want in an AI chatbot

I’d rather not link to X, so here’s a screenshot of Sam Altman’s tweet where he announced the upcoming changes, followed by the text of the tweet:

In the tweet:

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Humor Work

What DON’T you want in your next job?

These seem reasonable.

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Humor

“Can you imagine a world without Teams and LinkedIn?”

I’d normally save this for the Saturday picdump, but this meme was just too good to let sit for another few days. Share and enjoy!

In case you’re wondering what the original line was:

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Artificial Intelligence Humor

The “just by vibe coding” mental model

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Humor Process Programming

The perfect Jira ad

Tweet by Peter Kazanjy (@Kazanjy) featuring a photo of a turnstile with a Jira ad on each arm. The caption reads “A JIRA ad on something that hit you in the balls is pretty much marketing perfection.”
Tap to view the original tweet.

This was just too funny to save for next Saturday’s picdump. I don’t think Jira’s as bad as everyone makes it out to be, but I still laughed out loud when I saw this.

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Editorial Humor

If you meet a crypto leprechaun, do this

This was just too good and too timely to save for Saturday’s picdump. Enjoy!

And don’t forget the “official unofficial” Bitcoin logo: