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“Destroy all monsters!” (or: Microsoft should embrace and extend John Gruber’s suggested mission statement)

Poster for the classic B-movie 'Destroy All Monsters!'

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Microsoft had a kick-ass mantra in its first 24 years. From 1975, when computers were thought of as machines that occupied entire walls, if not entire rooms, to 1999, when the final line on most startups’ business plans was often “And then we get bought out by Microsoft”, that statement was:

A computer on every desk and in every home.

In nine words, it made a very clear, easy-to-understand point. It was also a BHAG — a Big Hairy Audacious Goal, which has its own Wikipedia entry.

The problem, as I wrote back in 2009, was that they met that goal. In 1975, it was unusual to see a computer in a home; in 1999, it was unusual to not see a computer in a home. Since then, they’ve been flopping from vague mission statement to hand-wavy platitude:

  • 1999 – 2002: “Empowering people through great software – any time, any place and on any device.”
  • 2002 – 2008: “To enable people and businesses throughout the world to realize their full potential.”
  • 2008 – 2009, when I wrote my article about Microsoft’s mantras: “Create experiences that combine the magic of software with the power of internet services across the world of devices.”

And if you read Steve Ballmer’s final letter to shareholders, the current mantra is:

…to create a family of devices and services for individuals and businesses that empower people around the globe at home, at work and on the go, for the activities they value most.

There’s a lot of sound and fury there, but not much to signify. Starbucks could just as easily claim it as their mission statement: lots of people rely on their devices and services to be empowered at home/work/on the go, in the activities they value most.

As I also wrote in my 2009 article on Microsoft mantras, I looked at Microsoft’s post-1999 ones and couldn’t help thinking of Jeffrey Zeldman’s quote:

“…provide value added solutions” is not a mission. “Destroy All Monsters.” That is a fucking mission statement.

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In his most recent post on Daring Fireball, John Gruber looks at Microsoft’s history and the opportunities that its new CEO, Satya Nadella, brings to The Empire. He says — and I agree — that it’s a good sign that Nadella comes from the Server and Tools Business (STB) group, and that Microsoft’s cloud offerings are the part of the company that are best-suited for the present and future world:

Cloud computing is one potential path forward. The cloud is nascent, like the PC industry of 1980. In 30 years we’ll look back at our networked infrastructure of today and laugh, wondering how we got a damn thing done. The world is in need of high-quality, reliable, developer-friendly, trustworthy, privacy-guarding cloud computing platforms. Apple and Google each have glaring (and glaringly different) holes among that list of adjectives.

He even suggests a new Microsoft mantra, based on its original one, but far better-equipped for today:

Microsoft services, sending data to and from every networked device in the world.

If Microsoft doesn’t officially adopt it, they should at least embrace and extend it.

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WOES: A catchy new acronym for Windows, Office, Exchange, and SharePoint, and Microsoft’s new willingness to play with others

Icons for Windows, Office, Exchange, and SharePoint, captioned with 'WOES: Windows - Office - Exchange - SharePoint'

WOES, a clever coinage for the suite of technologies essential to TPS report writers everywhere — Windows, Office, Exchange, and SharePoint — is the creation of Brent Simmons, who developed the iOS note-taking software Vesper with John “Daring Fireball” Gruber, and before that, the notable Mac applications NetNewsWire and MarsEdit, both of which have been passed on to other developers.

Simmons came up with WOES while writing about his take on Microsoft’s new CEO, Satya Nadella, who comes from the Server and Tools Business (STB) group, and was a key player in Microsoft’s cloud play with Azure. Here’s the relevant excerpt, where he coins WOES while talking about Microsoft’s new willingness to play well with others:

Creating services for iOS apps doesn’t sound at all like the Microsoft I used to know. Using Node.js and JavaScript doesn’t sound like that Microsoft. The old Microsoft would create services for their OSes only and you’d have to use Visual Studio.

There’s still a lot of the old Microsoft there, the Windows, Office, Exchange, and Sharepoint (WOES) company. It’s most of the company by far, surely. (I just made up the acronym WOES. It fits.)

But in the Azure group, at least, there’s recognition that Microsoft can’t survive on lock-in, that those days are in the past.

Even if you don’t choose to use Microsoft’s cloud services, I hope you can agree on two things: that competition is good, and that Azure’s support-everything policy is the best direction for the future of the company.

I can’t properly mention TPS reports in an article on Hump Day without including that scene from Office Space, so enjoy:

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Musical Chairs at Microsoft: Satya Nadella is now CEO, John Thompson is Chairman, and Bill Gates is putting in more time

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It’s not much of a surprise, given all the leaks last week, but it’s official now: Satya Nadella is Microsoft’s new CEO, replacing Steve Ballmer, who’s held the position since January 2000. According to Microsoft watcher Mary Jo Foley, Nadella’s first day is today, February 4th, and Steve Ballmer’s stepping down is effective immediately.

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Microsoft is retooling to become a “devices and services” company, and key to that second word — services — is the cloud. They’ve been doing “cloud” well before the term became popular, going back to the days of services like Passport (later Live, now “Microsoft account”) and Hotmail, and now Azure, on which big services like Xbox Live, Bing, and Office 365 now run. Nadella’s background as the president of the Server and Tools Business division as well as the key role he played in moving the company’s tools and technology towards Azure were likely significant factors in his selection.

The practical upshot for mobile and mobile management: A CEO who lives and breathes the cloud means that there will likely be an emphasis on cloud-based services like Office 365, cloud-based Exchange, and the management tool Intune, as well as deeper forays into the business of BYOD and MDM. Less certain is how they’ll do on the devices half of the equation — we have yet to see who’ll play devices yin to Nadella’s services yang.

My former coworker Jeff Sandquist (he’s now Twitter’s head of developer and platform relations) points out: “one positive impact for Microsoft employees will be incredibly well designed internal t-shirts. Satya always made sure of that [for the Server and Tools Business]”, and he’s right — I always tried to get one of their shirts when I was there:

server cloud tools t-shirt

Bill Gates will step down as Chairman and cede the position to this gentleman, who led Microsoft’s search for a new CEO:

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John W. Thompson is the CEO of Virtual Instruments, and before that, he was the CEO of Symantec (during which time he was the only African-American leading a major tech company). The Obama administration considered him for the position of Commerce Secretary.

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Bill Gates may be stepping down as Chairman, but he’s stepping up his role within the company, devoting more time to “supporting Nadella in shaping technology and product direction”. Gates did try to push a couple of ideas that the company eventually gave up on, including the early Tablet PC and smartwatches.

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InformationWeek’s “Mobile Insecurity” infographic

InformationWeek’s 2013 Mobile Security Survey (which you can download in exchange for registering for free at their site) has some statistics that are cause for concern, what with:

  • 54% of the respondents surveyed saying that there was no passcode-lock requirement for mobile devices that accesses enterprise data, resources, or networks,
  • 61% of the respondents said that they weren’t using MDM, and
  • 45% saying that they had some kind of data-loss incident in the past 12 months, and of them, 11% said that they had to disclose that such an incident occurred.

They’ve summarized the results of the survey in an easy-to-read, easy-to-share infographic, and we’ve posted it below:

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Friday mobile tech videos!

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TV Heads Dancing by Banksy.

It’s Friday! If things slow down where you work, you might enjoy these videos on the mobile industry and mobile tech; if things don’t slow down, you might enjoy these over the weekend. Enjoy!

How mobile technology could shape the consumer goods sector in the future

Video duration: 3 minutes, 1 second.

What’s the first thing you reach for when you wake up? For a lot of people, myself included, it’s my mobile device (sometimes it’s one of my phones, sometimes it’s my tablet). 77% of the world’s population have a mobile phone, and it’s changing everything, including consumer goods. This video is a narration-free “moving infographic” that presents some stats about the mobile industry, and how it’ll affect consumers and the consumer goods industry, all to a peppy dance beat.

Why mobile technology may well define the future of healthcare… for everyone.

Video duration: 2 minutes, 15 seconds.

A quick look at mHealth — that is, the delivery of healthcare services through mobile devices — and how quickly it’s moving from concept to reality.

Talking Tech with Consumer Reports at CES 2014: Smart phones, tablets & wearable tech

Video duration: 19 minutes, 17 seconds.

Here’s something a little longer: Consumer Reports talks about the mobile tech they saw at CES 2014 — the recent Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.

PocketNow Weekly #81: Lenovo eats Motorola, Galaxy S5 leaves fingerprints, Ryan Negri drops by

Video duration: 1 hour, 51 minutes, 35 seconds.

Love mobile tech? Got a couple of hours to kill? Maybe want some ear candy on in the background? Then you want to listen to The PocketNow Weekly podcast, episode 81, which covers:

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“Shadow IT”: Not a threat, but an opportunity

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“The street finds its own uses for things,” is a quote from William Gibson’s short story, Burning Chrome, which has become an often-quoted aphorism used to explain that people often find unintended uses for technology.

The term “Shadow IT” sounds like something that Gibson would’ve coined for one of his cyberpunk novels, but the term was most likely invented by IT pros. Shadow IT refers to systems or software used by people in an organization without the knowledge or approval of the IT department. A group of people opting to use a spreadsheet that they email back and forth instead of a company-approved means of storing and sharing crucial data (I know of at least one Fortune 50 company that does this), employees using Evernote and DropBox to share notes and files, an enterprising developer who builds an unsanctioned custom piece of software to simplify or automate an onerous task — all these are examples of shadow IT. When people started bringing their own desktop PCs to work in the ’80s, their own laptops in ’90s, and their own smartphones in the 2000s, and their own tablets in this decade, they were partaking in shadow  IT. As you’ve probably surmised from the term, IT departments take a dim view of these unsanctioned (and often unknown-to-them) tools and technologies.

You’ve probably already guessed some of the implications of shadow IT, some of which are:

  • Security risks
  • Inconsistencies and incompatibilities with company systems and methods
  • Wasted investment in company systems
  • Increased risk of data loss and leaks
  • Animosity between employees and IT

With all these downsides and articles warning of the dangers of shadow IT, many of which have been explained to employees time and time again in emailed memos, employee manuals, and training sessions, why do they insist on using shadow IT?

This Dilbert cartoon explains it quite nicely:

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In many companies, the IT department is seen as being like “Mordac, the Preventer of Information Services” from Dilbert. They’re the technology dictators, the people whose job seems to be to get in your way rather than help you get things done. That perception doesn’t just with employees, but with the people providing services that often make up shadow IT, such as 37signals, builders of web-based work tools. Here’s an excerpt from an article in their blog, titled The End of the IT Department, in which they talk about IT departments being replaced by tools like theirs and people’s increasing tech-savviness:

If businesses had as many gripes with an external vendor, that vendor would’ve been dropped long ago. But IT departments have endured as a necessary evil. I think those days are coming to an end.

The problem with IT departments seems to be that they’re set up as a forced internal vendor. From the start, they have a monopoly on the “computer problem” – such monopolies have a tendency to produce the customer service you’d expect from the US Postal Service. The IT department has all the power, they’re not going anywhere (at least not in the short term), and their customers are seen as mindless peons. There’s no feedback loop for improvement.

At the same time, IT job security is often dependent on making things hard, slow, and complex. If the Exchange Server didn’t require two people to babysit it at all times, that would mean two friends out of work. Of course using hosted Gmail is a bad idea! It’s the same forces and mechanics that slowly turned unions from a force of progress (proper working conditions for all!) to a force of stagnation (only Jack can move the conference chairs, Joe is the only guy who can fix the microphone).

You no longer need a tech person at the office to man “the server room.” Responsibility for keeping the servers running has shifted away from the centralized IT department. Today you can get just about all the services that previously required local expertise from a web site somewhere.

It’s no wonder that according to a recent study by Stratecast and Frost & Sullivan [842KB PDF, 13 pages], 80% of knowledge workers use software or services in their work that have not been officially cleared for use by IT. It’s not that they’re setting out to disobey IT or expose the company to risk; it’s just that they find the sanctioned tools don’t cut it, and that the IT department seems to refuse to respond to their needs. So they went out and found better, more suitable tools on their own initiative.

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It’s time for IT departments to move through those stages of shadow IT-caused grief as quickly as possible to “acceptance”. As Arthur Cole says in his IT Business Edge article, Shadow IT: A Problem of IT’s Own Making:

As the traditional gatekeeper to data infrastructure, IT has long been viewed as a barrier to progress rather than an ally, and clamping down on shadow IT would simply perpetuate that view and pit IT against business units in a never-ending turf war. Or, IT could adopt a new role in the enterprise that stresses management of both internal and external resources, as well as things like contract negotiations and billing, as a means of providing a value-added service for the new distributed, software-defined data ecosystem.

And already, management platforms are incorporating the tools to do just that. CA, for example, recently launched the new CA Service Management system designed to afford business users the flexibility to compile their own mobile and collaborative environments while preserving centralized control for IT. The system provides a unified approach to accessing services, support and related assets, plus customizable support for mobile platforms like iOS and Android. As well, it promotes automated self-service, collaboration and knowledge-sharing as a means to propel enterprise resource delivery to the level that users have come to expect through their experiences with Amazon, Dropbox and other providers.

It seems, then, that shadow IT is neither friend nor foe, but simply a fact of life in the new data paradigm. If you try to fight it, you’ll probably lose, so for the sake of IT, and the enterprise in general, the best approach is to learn how to leverage it.

andi-karaboutisAdriana “Andi” Karaboutis, Dell’s Global CIO, encourages her fellow CIOs to Stop Chasing Shadow IT, and Start Chasing Innovation:

When you work in a technology company and have 110,000 best friends that understand technology well and probably even better than you do, you have to be out there working, listening and determining how you can create even more value for the employees and customers that you serve as opposed to being defensive about owning IT … It’s no longer good enough to just be there enabling them; it’s working together side-by-side to co-create value and power and enable the company together.

And finally, this CIO slideshow, Shadow IT: Onetime Hidden, Often Hated, But Well Worth Embracing, puts forth these five cases for embracing shadow IT:

  1. Bandwidth: IT departments can only take on so much work, and third-party services can help lighten their load.
  2. Requirements: Shadow IT simplifies the requirements-gathering phase because the people making the tech happen are the people who have to use it, and know the problems, processes, and needs.
  3. Culture: Shadow IT provides a way for employees who have mastered the tools of the trade to gain some recognition for having done so.
  4. Lubrication: It cuts down on the friction that so many smaller, lower-priority but still necessary projects and bottlenecks face because the payoff isn’t as visible or as big a deal as big, attention-getting “IT projects”.
  5. Innovation: Shadow IT is sought out by people who believe that “good enough isn’t good enough”. You should be encouraging these mavericks, not stifling them!

The use of shadow IT at your company suggests that there are needs that aren’t being met, and that people are actively helping themselves and looking for solutions. You should view this as an opportunity to help them, and perhaps even to recast IT as an enabler rather than a barrier.

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Smartphones, by the numbers

According to IDC, 1.82 billion mobile phones were shipped last year. In order to help you wrap your mind around this figure, we present the graphic below:

1.82 billion

1.82 billion is a new record, and that’s not the only one that was set. It was also the first year there were more smartphones shipped than feature phones:

1.82 billion mobile breakdown

Strategy Analytics notes that the growth in the smartphone market is being spurred by the purchase of inexpensive low-end Android devices aimed at markets in China, MINT, and “Next Eleven” countries.

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According to Canalys, of the one billion smartphones that shipped last year, Android made up for 79% (785 million), Apple made up for 15% (154 million), and the largest year-over-year growth was shown by Windows Phone, who grew their share 69% from Q4 2012 to Q4 2013, and accounted for 3% (32 million).

Here’s their chart showing smartphone units shipped by platform for 2012 and 2013:

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The news release by Consumer Intelligence Research Partners’ (CIRP) on U.S. mobile phone activations doesn’t say so in the text, but it’s quite clear in the graph they included…

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…namely, that BlackBerry devices accounted for 0% of U.S. smartphone activations in 4Q 2013. It’s unlikely that there were absolutely no BlackBerry activations in the U.S. from October through December 2013, but the number was low enough to be, as Dean Wormer read John “Bluto” Blutarsky’s grade point average in Animal House, “zero…point…zero”.

It’s not the kind of news BlackBerry or its investors want to hear, especially before tomorrow, the first anniversary of the BlackBerry Z10 launch (it was launched on January 31, 2013 in the UK, followed by Canada, India, and UAE in February, and the U.S. in March).

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