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Humor

The brutal truth about NFTs

Comic: Panel 1: Man says “I’m so excited for our date!” and woman responds “Me too.” Panel 2: Man and woman are confronted by male robber in a ski mask who tells the man “Empty your pockets!” Panel 3: Robber holds up “Bored ape” picture and asks “Were you going to try to pay with an NFT?” Panel 4: Robber and woman laugh at man. Panel 5: We see the backs of the robber and woman who are walking away arm in arm while the man is left behind, looking dejected.

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Current Events Editorial Humor

The current contender for “Most pathetic Tweet of the day” (so far)

Two-panel meme. Panel 1: Michael Guimarin’s tweet: “Elon, there's a bunch of us in SV who will come up tonight to help on the infra side to keep the site up.” Panel 2: Captioned scene from “King of the Hill”: “You know what’s not cool, Booby? Simping for billionaires on the internet.”
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Here’s the tweet:

I’m sure he imagines himself as a hero gathering a rag-tag team to save a village being attacked by monsters and not, as one astute tweeter put it:

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Career Current Events Humor

Twitter employees: Today’s the day!

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Choose wisely.

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Current Events Humor

“’ello, I wish to register a complaint!”

Thanks to Brandon Smith for the find!
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Current Events Humor

Twitter: “The most expensive mid-life crisis ever”

Tweet by @zapatistique: “just occurred to me that the magnificence of the timeline this week is because this is a show about the most expensive mid life crisis ever, but narrated from the point of view of the sports car itself”

Brilliant.

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Current Events Humor Programming

This is just to say…

I have stopped
the microservices
that were in
the infrastructure

and which
you were probably
using
for authentication

Forgive me
they were 1000+
so many
and so wasteful

(Need context? Read this.)

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Humor Programming

File under “Funny because it’s true”

Meme showing Angular, React, Svelte, and Vue as young meen in a brawl at a fast food restaurant while jQuery (used on 70% of sites in 2022) ignores them all, eating its meal and reading its phone.