The pub night is being held at Fionn MacCool’s at University and Adelaide (the full address is 181 University). People will start assembling there for dinner, drinks and conversation at 6:00 p.m. with the presentations starting at 7:00 p.m..
If you’re interested in getting to know your fellow science-types in town or want to catch up with me and talk about blogging, programming, science, accordion playing or anything else, please drop by tonight!
The CUSEC convention’s last keynote speech was Richard Stallman’s presentation titled Copyright vs. Community in the Age of Computer Networks. It’s similar to the one he gave at the University of Toronto in the summer of 2007; you can see my detailed notes on that presentation here.
At the end of his keynote, he declared an auction, the proceeds of which would go to the Free Software Foundation (I heard a couple of people say “Yeah, right” behind me). The first item up for auction was a hardcover copy of his book Free Software, Free Society. I already own an autographed edition, so I wasn’t interested in bidding.
He started the bidding at CAD$40. In response, someone from the audience yelled out “we’re students!”. Oblivious to the remark, he went on with the bidding. The book ended up selling for somewhere close to a hundred dollars.
With the book sold, he showed the audience the next item for auction: a plush gnu, the mascot of the Free Software Foundation:
Stallman shows off the plush gnu for auction. Photo by Matthew Gallant.
“You should totally bid for that!” someone behind me said. I’d been thinking the same thing.
As with the book, the bidding started at student-unfriendly 40 dollars. I waited until the price hit $60, after which the room fell quiet. That’s when I threw my hat in the ring.
“Sixty-five!”
The room burst out in laughter. They’d seen my presentation yesterday and knew I worked for Microsoft, long a major figure in the Free Software Foundation’s demonology.
“You should know that he’s with Microsoft!” someone in the audience said to Stallman.
“There are anti-animal cruelty laws,” said Stallman, facing in my direction.
“You have The Empire’s assurance that no harm will come to him,” I replied.
The bids continued. For every bid that came in, I immediately countered with one that was $5 higher.
“Seventy!”
“Seventy-five!”
“Eighty!”
“Eighty-five!”
By this point, the room was really getting into the bidding war. Would the Microsoftie actually win the auction for the symbol of the organization that views it as The Great Satan?
And up the bids went until I said “One hundred.” Just to underscore my intent on getting that gnu, I bid again. “One hundred five.”
“Going once…” said Stallman, “…twice…SOLD! For one hundred and five dollars.”
I walked up to the stage to thunderous applause.
Claiming the spoils of victory. Photo by Andrew Louis.
Stallman seemed a tiny bit confused as to why someone from Microsoft would even want a gnu, never mind pay that much money for one.
“You do promise to obey anti-animal cruelty laws?” he asked again, as if it were a real flesh-and-blood gnu.
“I won’t harm a hair on its head. I do come from the Free Software world,” I replied, being careful not to call it the “Open Source” world. I didn’t want to give him any reason to cancel the sale.
I give Stallman my word that no harm will come to the GNU Also, look at how he’s playing with his hair while speaking to me. I think he LIKE-likes me! Photo by Andrew Louis.
I pulled out my Microsoft corporate credit card. I held it up and asked the audience: “Would it be all right if I paid with this?”
Asking the audience if I should pay with my Microsoft corporate credit card. Photo by Andrew Louis.
That got a good laugh from the audience.
“The Microsoft corporate card. Don’t culture-jam the FSF without it.” Photo by Andrew Louis.
Using my best Darth Vader impression, I extended my hand out to Stallman and said “Join me, Stallman, and together we shall bring order to the galaxy!”, which got a good laugh.
“Join the Dark Side, Stallman, and together we shall bring order to the galaxy!”
At the end of the conference, I walked up to Stallman, who was selling Free Software Foundation paraphernalia at the registration table. I asked him for his autograph, which he gladly provided on the plush gnu’s tag. “Happy hacking! Richard Stallman,” it read.
Getting Stallman’s autograph after the keynote. Photo by Andrew Louis.
I did it all in the name of fun and also to show that Microsoft people have a sense of humour. I was also more than happy to hand over some money to the Free Software Foundation as a way of saying thanks for all the things they’ve done for developers – myself included – over the years.
As for the gnu, I plan to take it out from time to time, posing it for photographs just as the travelling garden gnome is.
On Tuesday, the day that Barack Obama got sworn in as the 44th President of the United States, my 3-month probationary period at Microsoft also ended and I became a full-fledged Microsoft Developer Evangelist. I figured that if Obama could have a swearing-in ceremony to mark his official entrance into his new job, why couldn’t I?
As luck would have it, I was at the Vancouver Convention Centre to speak at Microsoft’s TechDays conference, where the Microsoft logo was projected onto the waterfall on the second floor. It made a pretty good backdrop for the ceremony, which was conducted by my fellow Developer Evangelist John Bristowe. I swore my oath on a “Techie Crunch” box, a cereal box containing the swag we gave to every attendee:
This magic moment would’ve been lost forever if it weren’t for videographer, blogger and man-about-tech Warren Frey, who was recording interviews for TechVibes and caught it for posterity. Thanks, Warren! I salute you with a filet mignon on a flaming sword!
From tonight until Sunday morning, I’ll be in Montreal for CUSEC, the Canadian University Software Engineering Conference. If you want to catch up with me, I’ll be at tonight’s CUSEC Pub Night, which takes place at Benelux (245 Sherbrooke Street West) starting at 9 p.m.. See you there!
I’m going to speaking at tonight’s Nature Network Pub Night here in Toronto on the topic of blogs, how they’ve helped me both do and find work, and how people in the sciences can make use of them.
