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Notes from Venkat Subramaniam’s talk, “Power and Perils of AI Aided Coding”, at Tampa Java User Group (August 26, 2026)

We’ve had full houses at tech meetups at KForce heaquarters before, but never this full! It was a packed room last Wednesday, with everyone there to see Dr. Venkat Subramaniam give his talk, Power and Perils of AI Aided Coding.

For those of you who couldn’t make it, as well as for those of you who did, and want a recap, here are my notes.

What AI is and isn’t

“It is not intelligent,” said Venkat as he started his talk. “This is one of the myths we carry around with us.”

He’d recently been in Switzerland, where a colleague told him about the AI tool she’d been using. She asked whether she should call the AI “he” or “she”, and Venkat’s  was the same as the one I would give:

“It’s called it. When I use a hammer, I don’t say ‘I like him.’”

His own expansion of the acronym “AI”, which he told us at his appearance in Tampa, is Accelerated Inference. AI as we know it today an extraordinarily fast inference engine. Inference is something we do too, albeit more slowly, and with a hard ceiling on how much information we can hold at once. Watching a machine do inference tricks us into believing something beyond logical interence is happening, but in truth, it’s doing pattern matching at machine speed and machine scale.

A screen from Venkat’s last talk in Tampa, Identifying and fixing Issues in Code using AI-based tools, which you can read about here.

This was the spirit of the whole talk. Everything else Venkat said, which covered testing, conveying intent to an AI coding tool, to the cost of failure, to skill files… they all come from the general idea of accelerated inference.

Why on Earth would you build a machine that eats your ice cream?

If AI isn’t intelligence, what’s it actually good for? Venkat provided an answer that was specific (and refreshingly so), and he opened it with a thought experiment.

“Raise your hand if you’d like a machine that washes your clothes, folds them, and puts them away”, he said, and pretty much every hand in the room went up.

“Now raise your hand if you’d like a machine that eats your ice cream for you.” The hands all went down, and there was some chuckling in the office.

“You don’t want the machine to do what humans are good at. You want the machine to do what we suck at.”

If you’re in a line of work where your output is a direct byproduct of thinking, you know that we suck at dealing with cognitive load. Venkat, who does consulting work, described the recurring experience of being parachuted into a client’s codebase. He’s had to stare down functions that are thousands of lines long, and he’s asked “Why did they create the function this way?”

Pasting that massive function an AI is useful. In moments,  he can an explanation of what that function does and betteer still, a list of what’s probably wrong with it. That’s the superpower: the machine has no cognition to overload. It tirelessly compares the code against patterns that it’s been programmed with.

He named two more AI superpowers that he harnesses as a consultant:

  • Typing. Venkat has been programming for 40 years and types fast; in fact, his presentations don’t feature slides, but a vim screen where he types the statements he wants the audience to remember. But as fast as he is, he’ll never type at the speed of thought. The gap between “wouldn’t it be cool to try this” and “ugh, that’s twenty files” is where good ideas quietly die. AI doing the typing can close that gap.
  • Prototyping. With AI, it’s now effectively free. This was his best story of the night:Three weeks ago a user came to him with a feature request, and his instinct was the smart consultant’s natural first instinct: to find a nice was to say “no”. But then he caught himself, and instead of rejecting it, he built the thing in about ten minutes with AI assistance and handed it back.The user tried it and said it was exactly what they wanted. A few minutes later: “that’s terrible.”A few minutes after that: πI thought this would be a great idea, but now I see why it isn’t. Thanks for trying. We don’t want this.”“That’s another power of AI: it reduces the cost of prototyping to near zero.” Prototyping is how you find out whether you’re pointed in the right direction, and if it costs nothing (or at most, a couple of hours instead of a couple of weeks or months), you can afford to be wrong out loud.

What’s the cost of failure?

The theme for the talk from this point on was simple: What’s the cost of failure?

Venkat recounted that he’d recently run into an old friend who was thrilled about shipping software without developers (that friend is a demented and sad individual).

Venkat asked him, directly: “If what you’re building fails in production, what’s the loss?”

“Oh, it’s nothing,” replied the friend. “What I’m building doesn’t affect anybody.”

“That’s the problem,” Venkat told the room. Because when people chant loudly that AI produces gold quickly, that’s the only part anyone hears. Nobody gets the memo with the caveats.

He told two stories to illustrate the point…

Cost of failure story : The vanishing flight segment

Venkat booked a September trip back in June (he likes to book distant trips well in advance). The “there” route is Denver to Chicago, Chicago to Zurich, and then Zurich to Oslo, where he’ll stay for two weeks. The “back again” route starts in Oslo, then goes to Brussels, then Washington Dulles, and finally Denver.

Two Mondays ago at 6:30 a.m., he got an email from the airline with a receipt for travel. He nearly deleted it, but had a nagging feeling that made him wonder: “What travel? I haven’t touched anything.”

(At this point in the story, I started getting paranoid about a mid-October/early November trip I booked back in July.)

Upon closer examination, it turned out that his instinct was right. The Brussels-to-Dulles segment that would get him home from Europe was simply gone. It took a two and a half hour phone session with the airline to get it restored, and when he asked what had happened, the answer was “We have absolutely no record.”

“Now think about that for a minute,” Venkat said. Scalability, performance, traceability, observability, security are the things that keep him awake at night, and he’d nearly become the victim of system that could silently mutate a customer’s itinerary and leave no trace.

Cost of failure story : The Mother’s Day problem

A developer took his wife to lunch for Mother’s Day. At the end of the meal, his card was declined because his limit had been exceeded. He knew that was impossible, and  he was also the implementor of that system’s code.

He apologized to his wife, told her she was on her own getting home, and went to the office to find out what was causing the problem. That’s where they discovered the system had been duplicating charges on everyone’s cards for several hours. Venkat asked him afterward what the bank did about it. “I can’t tell you,” he replied, “but in short, we paid them all off.”

Venkat ended story time with this observation: speed in and of itself is useless; it’s sustainable speed that’s valuable.

When someone above you is chanting “Go faster, go faster!”, ask them two things:

  1. What’s the cost of failure?
  2. Would you please sign a document saying you’ll be responsible when it fails?

“You can delegate your coding. You cannot delegate your responsibility or your reputation.” He pointed to Air Canada’s chatbot lawsuit as the precedent for how “The AI did it!” holds up in the real world.

Demo one: The repeated-letter function, and a karmic reckoning

Venkat then did what makes his talks worth attending: he opened a laptop and did some live coding, where anything can (and often does) happen.

He gave Claude a prompt: Write a Java function that returns the first letter repeated in a string; return an empty character if the string is empty or nothing repeats; ignore spaces.

First, a note on ambiguity that I thought was the sharpest teaching moment of the evening. In “hello”, the first repeated letter is l. Easy.

In “hello there”, most people say teh first repeated letter is l. But it’s actually h! The spec says to return the first letter that is repeated, not the first letter that’s repeated consecutively. English is ambiguous.

“This is why we write unit tests!” said Venkat. Tests provide the redundancy that removes natural language’s ambiguity.

Claude produced working Java in an imperative style, with variables named s and c. Venkat pointed out the reasons why:

  • Because that’s what’s in the training data.
  • Because that’s what most programmers write.
  • Because most people use single-letter variable names.

Then he asked the room to raise a hand if they agreed that, collectively, humans write fantastic code. Not one hand went up

“So here’s the irony. Humans write bad code. AI was trained on code written by humans. Humans complain that AI writes bad code. This is called karma.”

“It’s an imitating engine, not an intelligent being.”

He prompted for a rewrite in functional style and got one. He polled the room: “Thumbs up if this is beautiful enough to frame.”

The code got some thumbs sideways and some thumbs down. The code was clunky with two passes over the data (a code smell in the functional world), a map built up top and consumed below, and overly complex for the problem at hand.

It wasn’t as bad as a previous run of this same demo, which happened in front of a thousand people and on camera. That one produced code that mutated a variable inside a filter. He declined to describe what he’d do to a colleague who did that, other than to note it would happen after invited that colleague for a chat in the parking lot.

At that recorded talk, he’d asked the model what it thought of the code it had just written. It agreed, in that LLM way we’ve grown sadly accustomed to, that the code was bad. He asked the model to fix it, but the rewrite turned out worse. He pushed harder, and the model blamed the language, telling him Java wasn’t a good choice (and this once, I agree with the model). When he named a specific method it should have used, it agreed instantly and produced the right implementation.

An attendee offered the next-token-prediction explanation: nobody asks “What do you think of your work?” when they’re happy with the outcome, so naturally the completion that follows that question skews negative.

Venkat liked that explanation, but offered an alternative rooted in his own framing. When you ask an LLM to write code, it infers from code, with all the bad habits and practices included. When you ask it to evaluate code, it infers from blog posts, tutorials, and books, where authors show bad examples and explain at length why they’re bad. As a book author himself, he noted with some feeling exactly whose work that training corpus is made of.

For the record, his own solution:

// Java
Stream.of(word. split(""))
filter(letter -> word.LastIndexof(letter) > word. indexof(letter); 
    findFirst()
    orElse("");

Much fewer lines than what Claude generated, and so much simpler.

“AI tends toward more complexity. Why? Because collectively, we love complexity. Complexity lets us hide behind things.”

AI is an amplifier

Between demos, there are two notable lines:

The first line: A project manager in the Netherlands had told Venkat: “If I don’t have the fundamentals, AI will cover my back.” Venkat’s reply: “With all respect, if you don’t have the fundamentals, AI will expose your back in public, in the most humiliating way you can imagine.”

AI doesn’t do things differently; it amplifies what you already know. The smart get smarter and the rest get worse. If you know the fundamentals, it’s a good tool to have in your “belt”. If you don’t, you have no ability to evaluate what it just handed you. As he put it when an attendee raised exactly this point: people who don’t know functional programming can’t tell whether that rewrite was good or bad. People who do can smell it immediately.

Here’s the second one, from his boss of 40 years ago, which he was careful to credit: “A fool with a tool is a dangerous fool.”

Hence his revision of the old maxim. Trust but verify is out. The new norm: don’t trust, and verify the heck out of it.

Demo two: Wordle from a spec, and the missing test directory

The second demo had a bigger scope. Venkat wrote a plain-English spec file for the game Wordle…

  • 6 rows of 5 boxes
  • Green for “right letter, right position”
  • Yellow for “right letter, wrong position”
  • Gray otherwise
  • Spell-check each guess against a web service
  • Pick from a list of about a hundred words
  • Build it in Java and JavaFX

…and turned Claude loose on it.

It worked. We played a round as a room, shouting guesses at the screen.

He turned off his Wi-Fi mid-demo to see what would happen with no connectivity. Previous runs had either assumed unverifiable words were valid or written a graceful message; this run produced a message in red text: “Could not reach the spell checking service. Please try again”. This was a good outcome, but it happened because of luck instead of any spec.

Venkat ran tree on the egenrated project and asked the room what we noticed before looking at a single line of code.

The project used Maven as a build tool, and its layout was reasonable. But there were no interfaces anywhere. The spellcheck had no abstraction behind it, breaking the Open/Closed principle, which would make swapping implementations more difficult than necessary. There were redundant-looking classes.

One sharp attendee pointed out, there was no test directory. “Can I offer you a hug?” Venkat asked in reply.

Venkat tied the subject back to process. Agile development, when you take away all the ceremony and everything you sat through in the two-day course, is simply feedback-driven development, where you know that what worked still works, and that a change moved you forward rather than seven steps back. If you ask AI to change your code, what tells you it didn’t break the things that already worked? If there’s no test suite, there’s no feedback, and you don’t know if something that worked before is now broken as a result of the last change.

The story was the same inside the code. A function in the GuessEvaluator function long enough to fail SLAP (Single Level of Abstraction Principle), broken up every few lines by comments explaining what the next chunk does. Venkat’s read on that habit is oddly sympathetic: programmers who write long functions and litter them with comments are bad programmers but not bad humans. The comments are an act of empathy toward whoever comes next. The AI reproduced the pattern exactly, because that’s what it learned from us. He reached for a country song he couldn’t quite name, about a kid mirroring his father: Dad, I’ve been watching you. (I suppose Harry Chapin’s Cats in the Cradle is also applicable.)

There was also too much code. “Two characteristics of humans: we write way more code than we should, and we eat more food than we should. I’m succeeding a little better on one of those.”

Credit where due, though: the generated code used correct, present, and absent rather than green, yellow, and gray. That’s a better vocabulary than the one in the spec.

The actual lever: skill files

At the end of the session, Venkat switched gears and went from descriptive to prescriptive.

“It does not make sense to use AI without proper skills, both that of the human and the ones we provide to AI.”

Venkat deleted the whole project, added a .claude directory, and added a few lines to the spec asking for JUnit, Maven, and a combination of unit, acceptance, functional, and integration tests. “Be generous in asking,” he remarked.

He also said something I suspect is the real reason he’s optimistic: we have never managed to bring as much discipline into our practice as we wanted, and if the machine can write the tests, “I don’t have time” is no longer available as an excuse.

The .claude directory held three small files:

  1. Clean code practices
  2. Java coding practices
  3. JUnit practices

The clean code one is deliberately language-agnostic. Anyone who decides that they want a project implemented in C#, Python, JavaScript, or PHP can use it unchanged. A sample of what’s in it:

  • Avoid single-letter variable names, including lambda parameters. Use short but meaningful names.
  • Always use curly braces, even for a one-statement if or for. (Python folks excepted, obviously.)
  • Do not write comments that tell me what the code is doing. Write self-describing code. Tell me why.
  • Avoid long functions. Apply SLAP and SOLID where it makes sense. Keep code cohesive and dependencies decoupled. Follow DRY and SRP. Keep UI and logic separated.

The Java file gets specific:

  • Prefer JDK 25
  • Choose the latest language features where possible
  • Prefer newer methods
  • Avoid deprecated methods
  • Avoid preview features, which he added after the model kept generating code that wouldn’t run
  • Prefer immutability
  • Prefer functional style over imperative

A separate functional-idioms file: avoid mutating external data, avoid side effects, avoid multi-line lambdas (extract them into a private method), prefer method references, create immutable results, keep streams simple, don’t pile multiple dots on one line, align dots vertically.

Here are four things Venkat said about skill files that I’ve decided to internalize:

  1. Skill files are dynamic. They’re not static. They should live in version control and evolve through pull requests like anything else. Anyone on the team can propose a change; others review it. Your most junior teammate may be the one closest to the code that matters.
  2. Cohesion applies to skill files too. Someone told him they’d written one enormous skill file, and the model ignored most of it while burning tokens. Prefer many small files, each targeting one area, over a few giant ones.
  3. An older model with good skill files beats a newer model with bad ones, and at lower cost, too. And even where the newest model with the same skills does somewhat better, the older one may still be the better deal. “It literally comes down to how good your skills are.”
  4. When the AI misbehaves, don’t complain; edit your skill file. “You may curse at it first. That’s one advantage over working with humans.”

He mentioned that community skill-file repositories are emerging, with quality metrics and security analysis attached. The security part matters because prompt injection via context and skill files is one of the things he’s genuinely worried about. The same idea works as a private repository inside an organization, giving you three tiers to draw from: community skills, company skills, and team skills.

The rerun, with skill files in place, produced the following:

  • A test directory (finally)
  • Variable names like rawGuess instead of s
  • Small functions
  • A record for the letter result
  • A switch with pattern matching
  • An interface for the spell checker

There was still more code than the problem called for, and that’s exactly what goes into the skill file next.

His caveat was unsentimental. Even with skills, LLMs remain inconsistent and unpredictable. Skill files don’t get you the beautiful code you imagine; they move you along a spectrum from terrible toward acceptable and evolvable. That’s still a large win.

And one sequencing tip worth pulling out: review the tests first. “I don’t care as much about reviewing the code before reviewing the tests, because if the tests are not good, it doesn’t matter what we do after that.”

Q&A

In the post-talk Q&A session, the room pushed back, which is how you know it was a good crowd.

Q: “You have the fundamentals, and AI still did a bad job, and you had to review and correct it repeatedly. I’ve heard senior developers spend more total time working this way than just writing it themselves. Is that true?”

A: “With a good set of skill files it converges much better. That’s the difference. But the failure mode he sees most often isn’t senior developers generating code. It’s junior developers generating code and senior developers drowning in review. The answer is incremental development and feedback loops small enough to actually manage.”

On being told to go faster regardless: “If you mess with physics, you know who’s going to lose.”

On running multiple agents in parallel: Your mileage may vary, but Venkat says he’s not good at it. He’s still the bottleneck at the end of the pipe, and the quality of what he produces is affected by the volume coming at him.

On cost: An attendee did the math on tokens burned during a single live demo and asked whether this is survivable. Venkat’s honest answer was hope rather than analysis. He’d read that day about a 9GB hard drive once costing four thousand dollars. He also talked about a genuine concern that current pricing is heavily subsidized and not sustainable for the vendors either. Someone else volunteered that GitHub Actions had cost them $600 in five days last month before they migrated to a flat-priced VPS. Local models came up too, with the obvious trade-off: you need real compute at your desk.

On automatic approval: An attendee noted Anthropic had turned auto-approval of code off by default, reportedly because users approving under cognitive load had a worse error rate than the model did. They asked whether verification will eventually improve enough that we review only what needs reviewing. Venkat said he’d want to address the “if” before the “then,” but that his hope for the distant future is that we’ll treat AI-generated code the way we treat compiler output. “That’s a desire. I don’t have any proof it’s going to happen. We’re nowhere close to it yet.”

The closing checklist

Venkat wrapped with recommendations for minimizing risk, which I’ll reproduce more or less as delivered:

  • Have an extensive set of tests.
  • Review every piece of code that gets created.
  • Use different models to review the code — in addition to human review, never instead of it. If AI finds problems, great. If it finds nothing, you still look.
  • Consider the cost of failure. It helps to imagine the user knows your home address, because if it goes wrong, they’ll come knocking. Your reputation is the collateral.
  • Run code quality tools. Run the CI/CD pipeline. Run the metrics tools. Have it evaluate dependencies, licenses, and keep them up to date.
  • Keep an eye on what it’s actually doing. We get complacent and check only the results. Read the logs.

The evening closed with the usual excellent Tampa JUG happenings: a JetBrains license raffled off (and a dad joke from Venkat: “There are only two kinds of programmers, those with IDEA and those with no idea”), a stack of O’Reilly books including a signed copy of AI Engineering, which Venkat handed over with a straight face and the observation that nobody needs to learn the fundamentals anymore, and a conference ticket for October.

Big thanks to Kforce for the space and Kong for the food, and to the Professor Andy Seely who brought his class from Hillsborough Community College. (The next event is at HCC, by the way).

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Tampa Bay tech, entrepreneur, and nerd events list (Monday, July 27 – Sunday, August 2)

Here’s what’s happening in the thriving tech scene in Tampa Bay and surrounding areas for the week of Monday, July 27 through Sunday, August 2!

This list includes both in-person and online events. Note that each item in the list includes:

✅ When the event will take place

✅ What the event is

✅ Where the event will take place

✅ Who is holding the event

This week’s events


Monday, July 27

Monday is 727 Tech Day! Named after the St. Pete/Clearwater area code, 727 Tech Day is a single-day tech experience produced by Tampa Bay Tech Week, designed to activate and celebrate the innovation community across St. Petersburg, Clearwater, and Pinellas County. There’ll be  panel discussions,  hands-on workshops, open networking, a closing mixer, and special surprises!

Find out more and register here.

Event name and location Group Time
727 Tech Day: Rooftop Yoga
Station House
Tampa Bay Tech Week – 727 Tech Day 7:00 AM to 8:00 AM EDT
Venice Area Toastmasters Club #5486
Online event
Toastmasters District 48 7:30 AM to 9:00 AM EDT
727 Tech Day: Registration and check-in
Collaborative Labs
Tampa Bay Tech Week – 727 Tech Day 8:30 AM to 9:00 AM EDT
727 Tech Day: St. Pete’s Economic Development Discussion
Collaborative Labs
Tampa Bay Tech Week 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM EDT
727 Tech Day: Maritime and Defense Tech Panel Discussion
Collaborative Labs
Tampa Bay Tech Week – 727 Tech Day 10:00 AM to 11:30 AM EDT
727 Tech Day: Build Your AI Workflow Live Workshop
Nova 535
Tampa Bay Tech Week – 727 Tech Day 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM EDT
727 Tech Day: AI + Marketing What Actually Works In 2026
Nova 535
Tampa Bay Tech Week – 727 Tech Day 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM EDT
727 Tech Day: Using AI As a Revenue Engine
Nova 535
Tampa Bay Tech Week – 727 Tech Day 2:00 PM to 3:00 PM EDT
727 Tech Day: Raising Capital in 2026 For Your Business
Nova 535
Tampa Bay Tech Week – 727 Tech Day 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
727 Tech Day: 727 Tech Day Networking
St. Pete Athletic
Tampa Bay Tech Week – 727 Tech Day 4:00 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
Speakeasy Toastmasters #4698
Online event
Toastmasters District 48 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Sarasota Blood on the Clocktower
Clocktower meetup
Board Games and Card Games in Sarasota & Bradenton 6:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Games at Barriehaus Trinity
Barriehaus Beer Company, Trinity
Advance 3 Spaces Neurodivergent Social Gaming 6:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
MTG: Commander Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Monday Night Trivia @ 3 Daughters!
Three Daughters Brewing
St. Pete Life & Fun 50+ 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Toast of Lakewood Ranch Toastmasters Club
Lakewood Ranch Town Hall
Toastmasters District 48 6:30 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
North Port Toastmasters Meets Online!!
Online event
Toastmasters District 48 6:30 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Mothership Monday: Out of Darkness
Kitchen Table Games (New Location)
St Pete and Pinellas Tabletop RPG Group 6:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Let’s Talk Toastmasters
Online event
Toastmasters Divisions C & D 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Hidden Gems Night, Presented by A Duck!
Online event
Nerdbrew Events 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
727 Tech Day: 727 Tech Day Closing Celebration Sponsored by XUNA AI
The Estate
Tampa Bay Tech Week – 727 Tech Day 7:30 PM to 12:00 AM EDT
DigiMondays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Weekly General Meetup
Online event
Beginning Web Development 8:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Where is Bitcoin Going?
Online event
Bitcoiners of Southwest Florida 9:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
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Tuesday, July 28

Tuesday at 5:30 p.m. at Hidden Springs Ale Works (Tampa): Last Tuesday of the months means it’s time for TampaTech Taps & Taco Tuesday! Tampa’s tech scene and free tacos…what more could you want?

Find out more and register here.

Event name and location Group Time
CEO Toastmasters
Online event
Toastmasters Divisions C & D 8:00 AM to 9:00 AM EDT
Using Your Age As An Advantage
Online event
Tech Success Network 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM EDT
LinkedIn Authority Builders
Online event
St. Petersburg Business Networking 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM EDT
July | TampaTech Taps & Taco Tuesday
Hidden Springs Ale Works
Kelsey Puryear 5:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Common Ground Games at Patricks Sarasota
Patricks 1481
Common Ground Games 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
Weekly Open Make Night
4931 W Nassau St
Tampa Hackerspace 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Bartow Toastmasters HYBRID Meeting
2250 S Floral Ave
Toastmasters Division E 6:00 PM to 7:15 PM EDT
Disney Lorcana Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Hobby Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Pinellas Writers and Authors Weekly Meeting (Online/Zoom)
Online event
Pinellas Writers Group 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Winter Haven Toastmasters
St Paul’s Episcopal Church
Toastmasters Division E 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Loner Seekers Euchre – Tampa
Shamrocks Ale House
Loner Seekers Euchre – Tampa 6:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
D&D @ Critical Hit Games (Full)
Critical Hit Games
RPG-Pinellas 6:30 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
PyOrl @ ODevs Social
Online event
The Orlando Python User Group 7:00 PM to 8:15 PM EDT
Pythonic Monthly Meeting
Online event
The Orlando Python User Group 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Virtual “Show and Tell” of Projects by the Community
Online event
Google Developer Group Central Florida 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Winter Springs Toastmasters Club
Online event
Toastmasters Divisions C & D 7:00 PM to 8:15 PM EDT
St. Pete Beers ‘n Board Games Meetup for Young Adults
3 Daughters Brewing
St. Pete Beers ‘n Board Games for Young Adults 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Trivia Nights @ Escape Brewing Company – Trinity
Escape Brewing Company
Tampa Bay Area Trivia Players 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Yu-Gi-Oh Evening Tournament
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Nic At Nite – Weekly Movie Night
Online event
Nerdbrew Events 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Trading Tuesday
Online event
Bitcoiners of Southwest Florida 8:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Boards & Bones Table Top RPGs
Online event
Nerdbrew Events 8:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
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Wednesday, July 29

Event name and location Group Time
World Toasters Toastmasters Club
Online event
Toastmasters Division E 7:05 AM to 8:00 AM EDT
Tampa Highrisers Toastmasters
Hyde Park United Methodist Church
Toastmasters District 48 7:45 AM to 8:45 AM EDT
Computer Repair Clinic
2079 Range Rd
Tampa Bay Technology Center 8:30 AM to 12:30 PM EDT
Lunch Hour Meetup
Online event
Sarasota Web Development Meetup Group 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM EDT
Wednesday Night Gaming
Nerdy Needs
Brandon Boardgamers 5:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
40k Escalation League
Battlebrush Games
Battlebrush Games: Paint Minis & Play Warhammer/Warmachine 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
CNC Wednesday’s
MakerSpace St. Petersburg
Makerspaces Pinellas Meetup Group 5:30 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
Wednesday Board Game Night
Bridge Center
Tampa Gaming Guild 5:30 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Chess Night at Conworlds Emporium Every Wednesday
Conworlds Emporium
Tarpon Springs Community Fun & Games 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
Orlando Chess Association
West Osceola Library
Greater Orlando Chess 5:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Casual Commander Wednesdays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Board game night at CHG!
Critical Hit Games
Saint Pete Boardgamers 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Board Game Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Sun Coast Euchre Club
The Hanger Restaurant & Flight Lounge
Suncoast Euchre Club -St Pete 6:50 PM to 8:50 PM EDT
Carrollwood Toastmasters Meetings meet In-Person and Online
Jimmie B. Keel Regional Library
Toastmasters District 48 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Games & Grog! Board game night @ Peabodies
Peabodies
Nerdbrew Events 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
ONLINE / SPANISH: EPICTETO DISERTACIONES POR ARRIANO
Online event
Orlando Stoics 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Trivia Night at Tampa Tap Room – Carrollwood
Tampa Tap Room
Tampa Bay Area Trivia Players 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Cardfight Vanguard!! OverDress Weekly
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
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Thursday, July 30

Thursday at 5:00 p.m. at Entrepreneur Collaborative Center (Tampa): Cursor Tampa Bay is holding its second meetup! They say:

​Whether you’re a longtime Cursor user or just curious about AI-powered development, come hang out, learn what’s new, and build something together. Bring your laptop or your phone , you’ll be able to follow along either way.

The rough agenda:

  • ​5:00 – 5:30 PM — Doors open: Networking, Pizza, & Water/Soda.

  • ​5:30 – 5:40 PM — Welcome & Intro

  • ​5:40 – 6:00 PM — What’s new with Cursor

  • ​6:00 – 6:45 PM — Workshop

  • ​6:45 – 7:30 PM — Open Build Session

  • ​7:30 – 7:45 PM — Lightning Demos

  • ​7:45 – 8:00 PM — Hang Out & Clean Up

Find out more and register here.

Event name and location Group Time
Sarasota Speakers Exchange Toastmasters
Online event
Toastmasters District 48 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM EDT
Open Board Gaming Day at Dark Side
Dark Side Comics & Games
Board Games and Card Games in Sarasota & Bradenton 4:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Cursor Meetup #2 Tampa Bay
Entrepreneur Collaborative Center
Cursor Tampa, US 5:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Omni Toastmasters Club 6861
Online event
Toastmasters Divisions C & D 5:45 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
[AL] Phandelver and Below: The Shattered Obelisk [APL 4 Tier 1]
Coliseum of Comics Kissimmee
Adventurers of Central Florida 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Board Game Night
Conworlds Emporium
Tarpon Springs Community Fun & Games 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Warhammer Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Free Thinkers: Exploring The Big Questions
President Barack Obama Main Library
Freethinker’s Workshop 6:15 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Writing Meetup
HotWax Coffee Shop, Kava Bar & Tap House
Tampa Free Writing Group 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Creative Writing club
Foxtail coffee
Cozy Club 6:30 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Palm Harbor Toastmasters Club #8248
1500 16th St
Toastmasters District 48 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Tales From The Loop
Kitchen Table Games (New Location)
St Pete and Pinellas Tabletop RPG Group 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
FABulous Thursdays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
One Piece Thursdays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Pathfinder Society
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Live streaming production and talent
124 S Ring Ave
Live streaming production and talent 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Spiderman: Brand New Day
AMC Veterans 24
Tampa Movie Group 7:15 PM to 9:15 PM EDT
Thursday Tacos & Tax Write Offs
Online event
Nerdbrew Events 7:30 PM to 10:30 PM EDT
Game Night!
Lucky Spartan
Tampa 20’s and 30’s Social Crew 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
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Friday, July 31

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday at the Tampa Convention Center: Metrocon is a for-fans, by-fans anime convention taking place this weekend. It features celebrity guests, exhibitors, vendors, LARPing, dances, and other events for fans of anime, video games, cosplay, comic books, sci-fi, fantasy, genre film, and more, with a focus on their roots: anime and video games.

Find out more and get tickets here.

Event name and location Group Time
Sarasota Speakers Exchange Toastmasters
Online event
Toastmasters District 48 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM EDT
Open Board Gaming Day at Dark Side
Dark Side Comics & Games
Board Games and Card Games in Sarasota & Bradenton 4:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Omni Toastmasters Club 6861
Online event
Toastmasters Divisions C & D 5:45 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
[AL] Phandelver and Below: The Shattered Obelisk [APL 4 Tier 1]
Coliseum of Comics Kissimmee
Adventurers of Central Florida 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Board Game Night
Conworlds Emporium
Tarpon Springs Community Fun & Games 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Warhammer Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Free Thinkers: Exploring The Big Questions
President Barack Obama Main Library
Freethinker’s Workshop 6:15 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Writing Meetup
HotWax Coffee Shop, Kava Bar & Tap House
Tampa Free Writing Group 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Creative Writing club
Foxtail coffee
Cozy Club 6:30 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Palm Harbor Toastmasters Club #8248
1500 16th St
Toastmasters District 48 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Tales From The Loop
Kitchen Table Games (New Location)
St Pete and Pinellas Tabletop RPG Group 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
FABulous Thursdays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
One Piece Thursdays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Pathfinder Society
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Live streaming production and talent
124 S Ring Ave
Live streaming production and talent 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Spiderman: Brand New Day
AMC Veterans 24
Tampa Movie Group 7:15 PM to 9:15 PM EDT
Thursday Tacos & Tax Write Offs
Online event
Nerdbrew Events 7:30 PM to 10:30 PM EDT
Game Night!
Lucky Spartan
Tampa 20’s and 30’s Social Crew 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
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Saturday, August 1

Event name and location Group Time
Creative Writing In-Person Monthly Gathering for Aspiring Authors
16120 US Hwy 19 N
Pinellas Writers Group 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
Saturday Chess at Wholefoods in Midtown, Tampa
Whole Foods Market
Chess Republic 9:30 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
Coffee & AI @ Hashtag Cafe: New Course Preview!
Hashtag Café
EveryDay AI Learning & Social Meetup Group 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM EDT
EZ Stock (Stock, Options, Market)
2079 Range Rd
Tampa Bay Technology Center 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
Youth Dungeons & Dragons Saturdays (Ages7-12) At Conworlds Emporium
Saturday, Aug 1 · 2:00 PM to 5:00 PM EDT
Tarpon Springs Community Fun & Games 1:00 PM
FREE Fab Lab Orientation
Faulhaber Fab Lab
Suncoast Makers 1:30 PM to 2:30 PM EDT
D&D (5e) @ Black Harbor Gaming (FULL)
Black Harbor Gaming
St Pete and Pinellas Tabletop RPG Group 1:30 PM to 5:30 PM EDT
The Grand Wizarding Tournament
Conworlds Emporium
Tarpon Springs Community Fun & Games 3:30 PM to 6:30 PM EDT
Spider-man: Brand New Day!
AMC Veterans 24
Geekocracy! 4:00 PM to 6:00 PM EDT
Saturday Afternoon Catan
Whole Foods Market
Tampa Bay Settlers of Catan 4:00 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
Seminole Game Night (1st Saturday of each Month 4 – 10 PM)
Barbara’s House
It’s All Fun and Games Tampa Bay Brandon Riverview and Ruskin 4:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Board Brews
Zephyrhills Brewing Company
Nerdbrew Events 5:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Warmachine Journeyman League
Battlebrush Games
Battlebrush Games: Paint Minis & Play Warhammer/Warmachine 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Game Night, August 1st – Come Play!
IHOP
New Port Richey Game Night 5:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Community Hang-out Night
Online event
Nerdbrew Events 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
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Sunday, August 2

Event name and location Group Time
Sunday Gaming
Tampa Bay Bridge Center
Tampa Gaming Guild 1:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Gardens of Ynn: A one-shot fantasy adventure
Emerald City Comics * Games * Toys
St Pete and Pinellas Tabletop RPG Group 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
Sunday Chess at Wholefoods in Midtown, Tampa
Whole Foods Market
Chess Republic 2:00 PM to 5:00 PM EDT
D&D Adventurers League
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 2:00 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
IMPROV Drop-In Class! (FUN! No experience required) [$20]
Spitfire Theater
Tampa 20’s and 30’s Social Crew 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
Sunday Pokemon League
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 4:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Sew Awesome! (Textile Arts & Crafts)
4933 W Nassau St
Tampa Hackerspace 5:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
A Duck Presents NB Movie Night
Discord.io/Nerdbrew
Nerd Night Out 7:00 PM to 11:30 PM EDT
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About this list

How do I put this list together?

It’s largely automated. I have a collection of Python scripts in a Jupyter Notebook that scrapes Meetup and Eventbrite for events in categories that I consider to be “tech,” “entrepreneur,” and “nerd.” The result is a checklist that I review. I make judgment calls and uncheck any items that I don’t think fit on this list.

In addition to events that my scripts find, I also manually add events when their organizers contact me with their details.

What goes into this list?

I prefer to cast a wide net, so the list includes events that would be of interest to techies, nerds, and entrepreneurs. It includes (but isn’t limited to) events that fall under any of these categories:

    • Programming, DevOps, systems administration, and testing
    • Tech project management / agile processes
    • Video, board, and role-playing games
    • Book, philosophy, and discussion clubs
    • Tech, business, and entrepreneur networking events
    • Toastmasters and other events related to improving your presentation and public speaking skills, because nerds really need to up their presentation game
    • Sci-fi, fantasy, and other genre fandoms
  • Self-improvement, especially of the sort that appeals to techies
  • Anything I deem geeky
Categories
Current Events Meetups Tampa Bay

Tampa Bay tech, entrepreneur, and nerd events list (Monday, June 29 – Sunday, July 5)

Here’s what’s happening in the thriving tech scene in Tampa Bay and surrounding areas for the week of Monday, June 29 through Sunday, July 5!

This list includes both in-person and online events. Note that each item in the list includes:

✅ When the event will take place

✅ What the event is

✅ Where the event will take place

✅ Who is holding the event

Check out the map!

This list is also one of the data sources for HyLo’s Tampa Bay Innovation Map, which provides a graphical view of the goings-on in Tampa Bay and its tech scene. Check it out!

This week’s events

Monday, June 29

Event name and location Group Time
Venice Area Toastmasters Club #5486
Online event
Toastmasters District 48 7:30 AM to 9:00 AM EDT
Tea Tavern – Dungeons and Dragons
Monday, Jun 29 · 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Tea Tavern Dungeons and Dragons Meetup Group – DMS WANTED 5:59 PM
Speakeasy Toastmasters #4698
Online event
Toastmasters District 48 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Sarasota Blood on the Clocktower
Clocktower meetup
Board Games and Card Games in Sarasota & Bradenton 6:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Games at Barriehaus Trinity
Barriehaus Beer Company, Trinity
Advance 3 Spaces Neurodivergent Social Gaming 6:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
MTG: Commander Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Toast of Lakewood Ranch Toastmasters Club
Lakewood Ranch Town Hall
Toastmasters District 48 6:30 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
North Port Toastmasters Meets Online!!
Online event
Toastmasters District 48 6:30 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Mothership Monday: Chromatic Transference
Kitchen Table Games (New Location)
St Pete and Pinellas Tabletop RPG Group 6:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Let’s Talk Toastmasters
Online event
Toastmasters Divisions C & D 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
DigiMondays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Weekly General Meetup
Online event
Beginning Web Development 8:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Where is Bitcoin Going?
Online event
Bitcoiners of Southwest Florida 9:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
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Tuesday, June 30

Event name and location Group Time
v-Lean Coffee
Online event
Tampa Bay Agile 7:30 AM to 8:30 AM EDT
Soft Skills for Tech Professionals
Online event
Tech Success Network 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM EDT
Crafting Your AI-Enhanced Curriculum: Impactful Design
Online event
Tampa Entrepreneurs Network 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM EDT
Freethinker’s Workshop #2
USF St Petersburg
Freethinker’s Workshop 5:30 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
Weekly Open Make Night
4931 W Nassau St
Tampa Hackerspace 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Disney Lorcana Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Hobby Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Let’s Play Euchre and other card games
Panera Bread
Adventure Group of Lakeland 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Pinellas Writers and Authors Weekly Meeting (Online/Zoom)
Online event
Pinellas Writers Group 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Loner Seekers Euchre – Tampa
Shamrocks Ale House
Loner Seekers Euchre – Tampa 6:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
D&D @ Critical Hit Games (Full)
Critical Hit Games
RPG-Pinellas 6:30 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
[In-Person] Bitcoin Meetup – ARK Innovation Center
Tampa Bay Innovation Center
Tampa Bay Bitcoin 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Winter Springs Toastmasters Club
Online event
Toastmasters Divisions C & D 7:00 PM to 8:15 PM EDT
St. Pete Beers ‘n Board Games Meetup for Young Adults
Grand Central Brewery
St. Pete Beers ‘n Board Games for Young Adults 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Trivia Nights @ Escape Brewing Company – Trinity
Escape Brewing Company
Tampa Bay Area Trivia Players 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Yu-Gi-Oh Evening Tournament
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Playing Smash bros Ultimate (Nintendo Switch and Switch 2)
Online event
Nintendo Meetup Central Florida 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Nic At Nite – Weekly Movie Night
Online event
Nerdbrew Events 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Trading Tuesday
Online event
Bitcoiners of Southwest Florida 8:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Boards & Bones Table Top RPGs
Online event
Nerdbrew Events 8:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
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Wednesday, July 1

Event name and location Group Time
Tampa Highrisers Toastmasters
Hyde Park United Methodist Church
Toastmasters District 48 7:45 AM to 8:45 AM EDT
Computer Repair Clinic
2079 Range Rd
Tampa Bay Technology Center 8:30 AM to 12:30 PM EDT
1 Million Cups St. Pete
The Greenhouse
1 Million Cups 9:00 AM
1 Million Cups Tampa
Entrepreneur Collaborative Center
1 Million Cups 9:00 AM
Productivity Wednesday
300 E State Street
Kazba Cafe – Oldsmar FL 10:00 AM to 3:00 PM EDT
Wednesday Night Gaming
Nerdy Needs
Brandon Boardgamers 5:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
40k Escalation League
Battlebrush Games
Battlebrush Games: Paint Minis & Play Warhammer/Warmachine 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
CNC Wednesday’s
MakerSpace St. Petersburg
Makerspaces Pinellas Meetup Group 5:30 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
Stop Building AI Agents – Start Building AI SKILLS. A Complete Tutorial
Entrepreneur Collaborative Center
Tampa Bay Biotech 5:30 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
Wednesday Board Game Night
Bridge Center
Tampa Gaming Guild 5:30 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Chess Night at Conworlds Emporium Every Wednesday
Conworlds Emporium
Tarpon Springs Community Fun & Games 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
Orlando Chess Association
West Osceola Library
Greater Orlando Chess 5:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Board game night at CHG!
Critical Hit Games
Saint Pete Boardgamers 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Casual Commander Wednesdays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Board Game Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Wednesday Coffee and Chat @ Starkey Market – New Port Richey
Starkey Market
Tampa Bay Mosaic 6:00 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
Blockchain & Crypto Investors & Enthusiasts – International Blockchain Group
Pinellas Ale Works, St. Petersburg, FL
Blockchain and Crypto Investors and Enthusiasts 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Sun Coast Euchre Club
The Hanger Restaurant & Flight Lounge
Suncoast Euchre Club -St Pete 6:50 PM to 8:50 PM EDT
Carrollwood Toastmasters Meetings meet In-Person and Online
Jimmie B. Keel Regional Library
Toastmasters District 48 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Games & Grog! Board game night @ Peabodies
Peabodies
Nerdbrew Events 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
ONLINE / SPANISH: EPICTETO DISERTACIONES POR ARRIANO
Online event
Orlando Stoics 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Trivia Night at Tampa Tap Room – Carrollwood
Tampa Tap Room
Tampa Bay Area Trivia Players 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Cardfight Vanguard!! OverDress Weekly
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
July meetup – The End of the Affair by Graham Greene
Pier 22
Reading the Classics 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
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Thursday, July 2

Event name and location Group Time
Sarasota Speakers Exchange Toastmasters
Online event
Toastmasters District 48 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM EDT
Omni Toastmasters Club 6861
Online event
Toastmasters Divisions C & D 5:45 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
Board Game Night
Conworlds Emporium
Tarpon Springs Community Fun & Games 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Warhammer Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
How we built this: product builders show & tell
Marriott Vacations Worldwide Corporation
ProductTank Orlando 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
START YOUR OWN SIDE GIG! Small Business Thursdays!
MakerSpace Pinellas
Makerspaces Pinellas Meetup Group 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Writing Meetup
HotWax Coffee Shop, Kava Bar & Tap House
Tampa Free Writing Group 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Palm Harbor Toastmasters Club #8248
1500 16th St
Toastmasters District 48 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
FABulous Thursdays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
One Piece Thursdays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Pathfinder Society
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Book club review: Teenager by Bud Smith
Three Birds Tavern
Cocktails and Convos 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Live streaming production and talent
124 S Ring Ave
Live streaming production and talent 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Thursday Tacos & Tax Write Offs
Online event
Nerdbrew Events 7:30 PM to 10:30 PM EDT
Game Night!
Lucky Spartan
Tampa 20’s and 30’s Social Crew 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
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Friday, July 3

Event name and location Group Time
Osceola Toastmasters Club
Kissimmee Utility Authority (KUA)
Toastmasters Division E 7:30 AM to 9:00 AM EDT
Computer Repair Clinic
2079 Range Rd
Tampa Bay Technology Center 8:30 AM to 12:30 PM EDT
Age of Sigmar: Escalation League
Battlebrush Games
Battlebrush Games: Paint Minis & Play Warhammer/Warmachine 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Friday Board Game Night
Bridge Club
Tampa Gaming Guild 5:30 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
MTG: Commander FNM
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
“How to Think Like Socrates” – Donald Robertson, Third Meeting
The Skills Center
Tampa Stoics 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Taps & Drafts | EDH/MtG Night
1Up Entertainment, Tampa
Nerdbrew Events 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Modern FNM
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 10:30 PM EDT
The Practicing Stoic: A 13-Week Online Discussion Series
Online event
Orlando Stoics 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
FRIDAY NIGHT-July 3rd
IHOP
New Port Richey Game Night 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Friday Pokemon Tournament
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:30 PM to 11:30 PM EDT
✨Leveling Up: Game Development Talks Jul 3/9.30 PM EST
Online event
Orlando Unity Developers Group 9:30 PM to 11:30 PM EDT
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Saturday, July 4

Event name and location Group Time
Creative Writing In-Person Monthly Gathering for Aspiring Authors
16120 US Hwy 19 N
Pinellas Writers Group 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
Saturday Chess at Wholefoods in Midtown, Tampa
Whole Foods Market
Chess Republic 9:30 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
EZ Stock (Stock, Options, Market)
2079 Range Rd
Tampa Bay Technology Center 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
Youth Dungeons & Dragons Saturdays (Ages7-12) At Conworlds Emporium
Saturday, Jul 4 · 2:00 PM to 5:00 PM EDT
Tarpon Springs Community Fun & Games 1:00 PM
FREE Fab Lab Orientation
Faulhaber Fab Lab
Suncoast Makers 1:30 PM to 2:30 PM EDT
D&D (5e) @ Black Harbor Gaming (FULL)
Black Harbor Gaming
St Pete and Pinellas Tabletop RPG Group 1:30 PM to 5:30 PM EDT
Board Brews
Zephyrhills Brewing Company
Nerdbrew Events 5:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Warmachine Journeyman League
Battlebrush Games
Battlebrush Games: Paint Minis & Play Warhammer/Warmachine 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Yu-Gi-Oh Evening Tournament
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
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Sunday, July 5

Event name and location Group Time
Sunday Gaming
Tampa Bay Bridge Center
Tampa Gaming Guild 1:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Adventures of the Tomb of Annihilation (5e 2024 D&D Campaign)
Cozy Dragon Games
Adventurers of Central Florida 2:00 PM to 6:00 PM EDT
Sunday Chess at Wholefoods in Midtown, Tampa
Whole Foods Market
Chess Republic 2:00 PM to 5:00 PM EDT
D&D Adventurers League
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 2:00 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
IMPROV Drop-In Class! (FUN! No experience required) [$20]
Spitfire Theater
Tampa 20’s and 30’s Social Crew 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
Sunday Pokemon League
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 4:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Tampa AI Builders Meetup – Casual Meet & Greet
Steep Station Kava Bar
AI Wealth Builders of Tampa 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
A Duck Presents NB Movie Night
Discord.io/Nerdbrew
Nerd Night Out 7:00 PM to 11:30 PM EDT
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About this list

How do I put this list together?

It’s largely automated. I have a collection of Python scripts in a Jupyter Notebook that scrapes Meetup and Eventbrite for events in categories that I consider to be “tech,” “entrepreneur,” and “nerd.” The result is a checklist that I review. I make judgment calls and uncheck any items that I don’t think fit on this list.

In addition to events that my scripts find, I also manually add events when their organizers contact me with their details.

What goes into this list?

I prefer to cast a wide net, so the list includes events that would be of interest to techies, nerds, and entrepreneurs. It includes (but isn’t limited to) events that fall under any of these categories:

    • Programming, DevOps, systems administration, and testing
    • Tech project management / agile processes
    • Video, board, and role-playing games
    • Book, philosophy, and discussion clubs
    • Tech, business, and entrepreneur networking events
    • Toastmasters and other events related to improving your presentation and public speaking skills, because nerds really need to up their presentation game
    • Sci-fi, fantasy, and other genre fandoms
  • Self-improvement, especially of the sort that appeals to techies
  • Anything I deem geeky
Categories
Current Events Hardware

The war in Iran is about to make your next computer a lot more expensive. Buy now if you can.

The world just changed, and retail hasn’t caught up yet

I’ve been watching the news out of the Middle East with the same mix of alarm and exhaustion as everyone else. But somewhere around the third week of the conflict, I started noticing something: I wasn’t seeing much in the tech press was connecting the geopolitical dots to the very practical question of what this means for the laptop you’ve been putting off buying.

So let me do that.

What’s happening right now is not some distant economic abstraction. It is a specific, traceable, and, if the conflict drags on, a largely irreversible disruption to the two or three things that your computer’s chips absolutely cannot be made without. And thanks to the lag between geopolitical events and retail shelf prices, you currently have a window to act before the market catches up.

TL;DR for the short attention span reader

The situation: The U.S./Israel war on Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz, and that single choke point controls a staggering amount of the supply chain that makes your computer’s chips, RAM, and storage.

The two affected countries that will affect hardware:

  1. Qatar, which produces about one-third of the world’s helium, has had its main natural gas and helium facility bombed and its exports blocked. Helium is irreplaceable in semiconductor manufacturing, and there’s no substitute.
  2. South Korea (home to Samsung and SK Hynix, who together make most of the world’s DRAM and NAND flash) imports roughly two-thirds of its helium from Qatar and is heavily dependent on Middle Eastern oil for the energy that runs those fabs. Both inputs are now severely disrupted.

The thing you need to know: RAM and SSD prices were already in crisis before the war started, driven by AI data centers consuming chips faster than manufacturers can make them. The war just poured gasoline on a fire that was already burning.

The grace period: Retailers are still selling laptops, SSDs, and RAM kits priced based on inventory they bought before the war. That lag is roughly 3 to 6 weeks. You’re in the middle of that lag right now, which means you should act quickly.

The bottom line: If you need a new laptop, more RAM, or more storage, or if you’ve been telling yourself you’ll “get around to it,” the time is now. Prices are going up. The only real question is by how much.

The long version

First, some context: The war

On February 28, 2026, the United States and Israel launched Operation Epic Fury, which was a set of  coordinated (and based on the news reports, I’m using the term “coordinated” somewhat loosely here) strikes on Iranian military infrastructure and leadership.

Iran retaliated by closing the Strait of Hormuz, the narrow waterway through which approximately 20% of the world’s seaborne oil passes every day. As of this writing, the strait has been effectively closed for over a month, with Iran enforcing a selective, drone-backed blockade that has terrified commercial shippers and their insurers even more than Iran’s actual naval capabilities warranted.

CNN reports that the Defense Intelligence Agency’s internal assessment was that Iran could potentially hold the strait for one to six months. The White House pushed back on the high end of that estimate, and that should have been the first warning. The strait has already been closed for five weeks.

None of this is theoretical anymore. It’s the largest disruption to the global energy supply since the 1970s oil embargo, and crude has surged past $120 a barrel. The world economy is taking a hit across the board: food prices, fertilizer, shipping costs, LNG (liquified natural gas). But for those of us in tech, there are two specific pressure points that matter most. Let me take them one at a time.

Pressure point : The helium problem

Most people think of helium as the stuff that makes balloons float and gives you a funny voice. In semiconductor manufacturing, it’s the stuff that makes your chips possible. There is, according to every semiconductor materials expert I’ve read, no viable replacement for it.

Here’s the quick version of why: When chipmakers etch the insanely tiny transistor structures onto a silicon wafer, they need to maintain almost perfectly constant temperatures across the wafer’s surface. Helium, because of its exceptional thermal conductivity and its status as a chemically inert gas, is blown across the back of the wafer to pull heat away during etching and deposition. It’s also used to cool the lithography light sources that print the chip’s circuitry, and to flush toxic residue after wafer washing.

Jacob Feldgoise, an analyst at Georgetown University’s Center for Security and Emerging Technology, put it plainly: “Helium is an excellent thermal conductor. And so chip fabs will blow helium over the back of the wafer in order to speed heat removal and keep heat removal consistent.”

Jong-hwan Lee, a professor of semiconductor devices at South Korea’s Sangmyung University, was even more direct: “Under current semiconductor manufacturing processes, there’s no viable replacement for helium to cool wafers.”

You can’t swap helium out. You can’t use argon. Nitrogen is also a no-go. You use helium, or you don’t make chips.

Isn’t helium supposed to be the second-most common element in the universe?

The irony about helium is practically and literally on a cosmic level. Helium is everywhere in the universe, accounting for about one quarter of everything in the universe, and yet it’s in short supply here on Earth.

The disconnect comes down to one simple problem: Earth is a terrible bucket for helium. It just won’t stay put here.

Unlike nitrogen or oxygen, which we can scrub from the air around us, the helium in our atmosphere is spread so thin (about 5 parts per million), making it economically impractical to extract from the air around us.

Because helium is so light (it’s the second-lightest element in the periodic table) and is a noble gas (meaning it’s so stable that it doesn’t react with or bond with any other substance), it simply floats away into space.

So where does helium come from?

Almost all the helium we use on Earth is a byproduct of radioactive decay. Deep underground, elements like uranium and thorium decay over millions of years, releasing alpha particles, which are made up of 2 protons and 2 neutrons. That’s a helium nucleus, and because of its +2 positive charge, it very quickly attracts 2 electrons and stabilizes into a helium atom.

This helium gets trapped in the same impermeable rock layers that hold natural gas. When we drill for gas, we occasionally strike a “helium-rich” pocket. If we don’t capture it then, it’s gone.

The United States is the world’s largest helium producer. But the second largest, according to the U.S. Geological Survey, is Qatar, which accounts for about one-third of global supply. Russia is another major source, but Russian helium is currently under U.S. and EU sanctions (at least at the time of writing). Algeria produces some as well, but not nearly enough to fill the gap.

Qatar’s helium comes as a byproduct of liquefied natural gas production at Ras Laffan Industrial City, the world’s largest LNG export facility. On March 2, Iran attacked Ras Laffan with drones. Later in the month, Iranian missiles hit it again.

According to reporting from the New York Times and Entrepreneur, those helium production lines could take years to rebuild.

And even before worrying about the production damage, there’s the transport problem: helium is exported from Qatar through the Strait of Hormuz. Which is closed.

Phil Kornbluth, president of Kornbluth Helium Consulting and the person the financial press calls when they need to understand helium markets, told CNBC that it “is getting hard to imagine” the world isn’t looking at a minimum two-to-three month shutdown of helium production, followed by a four-to-six month period before the supply chain returns to anything like normal, even if the strait opened tomorrow.

The reason the recovery will take longer than the disruption is that helium has to be chilled into liquid form and stored in specialized insulated containers for transport. There are roughly 2,000 of these specialized containers worldwide, and many of them are currently stranded in Qatar or on ships that couldn’t complete their voyages. Repositioning that container fleet, even after the strait reopens, is going to tak time. Scientific American noted that “even if the strait opened tomorrow, the supply disruption will last at least two extra months.”

Spot prices for helium have already risen 70–100% over pre-war levels. If the disruption stretches to three months, analysts at IndexBox are projecting a 40–60% increase in contract prices, with genuine physical shortages in Europe and parts of Asia.

Who Gets the Helium That’s Left?

Here’s the semi-good news: helium suppliers allocate available supply by priority during shortages, and semiconductor manufacturing is at the top of the pecking order. Party balloons are at the bottom (sorry, kids). Medical MRI machines and chip fabs will be the last to lose access.

The less-good news: there’s a notable difference between “last to lose access” and “not affected.” It means chipmakers will pay whatever it takes to secure supply, and those costs flow downstream. And if the shortage stretches long enough, even prioritized allocation doesn’t save you. You’re just out of luck… and out of helium.

Samsung and SK Hynix have both said they have short-term inventory buffers. The Korea Semiconductor Industry Association says short-term supplies are sufficient. But “short-term” is doing a lot of work in those sentences, and Samsung and SK Hynix are took the classic “Asian understatement” approach and declined to answer press questions about how many weeks of inventory they actually hold.

Pressure point : South Korea is in a very bad position

Samsung and SK Hynix together produce the vast majority of the world’s DRAM (the RAM in your laptop, desktop, and phone) and NAND flash (the storage in your SSD, a.k.a. “hard drive”). Both companies are based in South Korea. And South Korea is, at this particular moment in history, caught in an incredibly bad bind.

First, energy: South Korea is heavily dependent on Middle Eastern oil to power its manufacturing. Those fabs run around the clock, consuming enormous amounts of electricity. When energy costs surge (happening right now), every wafer produced gets more expensive to make.

Second, helium: Fitch Ratings reported last week that South Korea is “particularly vulnerable” because it imports about 65% of its helium from Qatar. That supply is now offline, and South Korea’s Ministry of Trade, Industry and Resources has opened an emergency review of 14 semiconductor supply chain materials with high Middle Eastern dependence.

SK Hynix has since said it’s diversified its helium suppliers and secured sufficient short-term inventory. Samsung has said nothing publicly. These statements are reassuring in a “there’s probably nothing to worry about right now” kind of way, which is also precisely what companies say right before there’s something to worry about.

Even without a full helium crisis, the energy costs alone are squeezing margins and, per industry analysts, pushing chipmakers to quietly slow production lines. They typically frame this sort of thing as “maximizing efficiency,” which is industry-speak for “we’re conserving resources.”

The fire was already burning before the war started

Here’s the piece of context that most of the war-focused tech coverage has skipped over, but that you absolutely need to understand: RAM and SSD prices were already in a serious crisis before February 28th.

This is not a new fire. This is a fire that’s been burning for over a year, and the war just poured a barrel of rocket fuel on it.

The root cause (surprise, surprise) is AI. Data centers building out GPU clusters for large language models consume DRAM and NAND flash at a scale that has completely distorted the memory market. Samsung, SK Hynix, and Micron have all been redirecting manufacturing capacity toward high-bandwidth memory (HBM), the specialized RAM that feeds Nvidia’s H100s and B200s,  and away from conventional DDR5 and consumer NAND. Every wafer going into an HBM chip for an AI data center is a wafer that isn’t going into a DDR5 kit for your next laptop upgrade.

The consequences have been dramatic:

  • TrendForce reported in January that conventional DRAM contract prices were forecast to rise 55–60% quarter-over-quarter in Q1 2026. NAND flash was projected to rise 33–38%. (You can see their trend report on current DRAM prices here.)
  • Gartner published a forecast on February 26, two days before the war started, projecting a 130% combined surge in DRAM and SSD prices by end of 2026, driving PC prices up 17% year-over-year.
  • Micron has already exited the consumer memory business entirely, abandoning its Crucial brand to focus exclusively on AI data center customers. That leaves Samsung and SK Hynix as the only two major DRAM manufacturers still serving the consumer and developer market.
  • Tom’s Hardware has been tracking 32GB DDR4 kits that cost $60–90 in October 2025 now selling for $150–180. DDR5 32GB kits that were sub-$200 are now pushing $350+, and the cheapest are selling out.

The war doesn’t create this problem. It just makes a bad situation structurally worse and extends the timeline before which any recovery was plausible.

The grace period, and why it’s closing

Here is the most important practical fact in this entire article: retailers are currently selling hardware that they bought at pre-war prices.

There is typically a 3–6 week lag between a geopolitical event and its effects hitting the retail shelf. The supply chain between a Samsung fab in South Korea and the MacBook Pro sitting on an Apple Store shelf is long, and retail inventory was purchased weeks or months ago. Right now, that inventory is being sold at prices that were set in a world that still existed on February 27th.

That window is closing. Wholesale prices from distributors are already moving. The “cautious purchasing activity” that CNBC reported among distributors last month is how retail price increases start. Retailers who need to reorder will pay more. They will pass that along.

As of this week, there’s actually a small, tentative piece of good news: RAM prices have ticked down very slightly (about 10–15% off recent peaks) because a little bit of pre-existing inventory has been liquidated into the market. But SSD prices are still climbing, and the structural shortage hasn’t resolved. The smart read here is that the slight RAM dip is a closing window, not a trend reversal.

Pre-built laptops and systems are, right now, a particularly good deal relative to self-builds. That’s almost never true. It’s true now because major laptop manufacturers ordered their RAM and SSD inventory months ago, at lower prices, and they’re still selling finished systems at prices that reflect those older costs.

If you build your own machine today, you’re buying components at current spot-influenced prices. If you buy a pre-built, you’re getting the benefit of the manufacturer’s older inventory.

What developers and techies should actually buy, and when

If you’re a developer or someone whose work depends on a capable machine, here’s how I’d think about this:

Laptops: Buy now. This is the strongest “act immediately” category. Apple, Dell, Lenovo, and others have inventory they’ll work through in the coming weeks. The MacBook Air M4 is, as of this writing, still sitting at its launch price of roughly $1,000 for the base configuration. Reports are circulating that Apple may need to raise MacBook prices in the coming months as it replenishes RAM inventory at higher costs. The M4 Pro and M4 Max MacBook Pros are similar stories. If you’ve been eyeing one, now is measurably better than two months from now.

Windows laptop buyers should look at pre-builts from major manufacturers (Dell XPS, Lenovo ThinkPad X1, ASUS ProArt) for the same reason. You’re getting the benefit of their old inventory pricing.

RAM upgrades: Also buy now, with some nuance. If you have a desktop that can be upgraded, or you’re building a machine,today’s prices are elevated versus a year ago but are marginally lower than last month’s peak. More importantly, the trajectory from here is up. An extra 32GB DDR5 kit that costs you $350 today might be $450 in three months. The slight current dip is your buy signal, not a sign that things are recovering.

SSDs: Buy now, no nuance. SSD prices are still moving up. The 1TB Samsung 990 Pro is sitting at around $200 on Amazon right now. The same drive was $60 in mid-2023. There’s no sign of relief in the near term. If you need more storage (for development environments, Docker images, local LLM weights, whatever), buy the drive now.

External drives and NAS storage: Same story as SSDs (buy now), except Western Digital has reportedly already sold out its hard drive production for all of 2026. If you use spinning drives for backup or bulk storage, the supply situation there is independently bad.

The wild cards

I’d be giving you an incomplete picture if I didn’t acknowledge the things that could make this better or worse.

The optimistic scenario: Iran and Oman reached an agreement a couple of days ago to draft a protocol that would “monitor” and “coordinate” transit through the Strait, which sent stock markets higher. If some version of a negotiated transit arrangement takes hold, the logistics disruption could ease faster than the military situation would suggest. A two-to-three month disruption (bad but recoverable) would see helium supply normalize within a few months after that and the war’s amplifying effect on the pre-existing chip shortage fade by late 2026. Prices would still be elevated, but not catastrophically.

The pessimistic scenario: The DIA’s internal assessment put the worst-case closure duration at six months. A prolonged closure would see helium production face multi-quarter disruption, meaning chipmakers can’t maintain output even with their prioritized allocations. The IDC projects that if this scenario plays out, PC average selling prices rising 6–8% would be the floor, not the ceiling. The sub-$500 PC effectively disappears. AI infrastructure investment contracts, compounding the demand side of the memory market as well.

Either way, notice that both scenarios end at the same place for you, as someone who needs capable hardware now: buying sooner is better than buying later.

The bottom line: buy now

The world’s chip supply chain runs on helium from Qatar, energy from the Middle East, and manufacturing from South Korea. All three of those inputs are under significant stress right now in ways that have no quick fix, and that were already under strain from AI demand before the war added military strikes and a blocked strait to the mix.

The grace period, where retailers are still selling inventory priced in the before-times, is real, and it’s closing. This isn’t hype or manufactured urgency. The price signals are already moving at the wholesale level.

If you’re a developer who needs a new machine, more RAM, or more storage, the calculus is pretty simple: the risk of buying now and having prices stabilize sooner than expected is that you paid a little more than you had to. The risk of waiting is that you pay significantly more, or find that some configurations are simply unavailable.

Buy the laptop. Buy the RAM. Buy the SSD.

Do it this week. (I did.)

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Tampa Bay tech, entrepreneur, and nerd events list (Monday, September 22 – Sunday, September 28)

Here’s what’s happening in the thriving tech scene in Tampa Bay and surrounding areas for the week of Monday, September 22 through Sunday, September 28!

This list includes both in-person and online events. Note that each item in the list includes:

✅ When the event will take place

✅ What the event is

✅ Where the event will take place

✅ Who is holding the event

This week’s events

Monday, September 22

Event name and location Group Time
NPI District 1 Chapter – Exchange Qualified Business Referrals
Voodoo brewing
Network Professionals Inc. of South Pinellas (NPI) 7:00 AM to 9:00 AM EDT
Venice Area Toastmasters Club #5486
Online
Toastmasters District 48 7:30 AM to 9:00 AM EDT
Business Networking Meeting
Online
Christian Professionals Network Tampa Bay 11:30 AM to 12:30 PM EDT
Trinity Professional Business Networking Lunch Meet your next referral Partner.
Cantina Viagero
RGA Networking Professional Business Networking 11:30 AM to 1:00 PM EDT
Downtown St. Pete Business Networking Connection Lunch~ All Welcome< JOIN In!
The Sourdough Co.
RGA Networking Professional Business Networking 11:30 AM to 1:00 PM EDT
MVP Builders ☕ Monday Coffee Meetup | Founders, PMs & Developers
Club house
Winter Garden Dev 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
Startup Storytellers: Video Creators Meetup #2 – Bring Your Gear & Ideas!
Panera Bread
Tampa Video & Editing Entrepreneurs (Startup Storytellers) 3:30 PM to 5:30 PM EDT
Speakeasy Toastmasters #4698
Online
Toastmasters District 48 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Monday Feast & Game Night
Village Inn
Tampa Bay Tabletoppers 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
MTG: Commander Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Casual Monday evening chess
American Legion
Casual Monday Chess at American Legion Post 7, Clearwater 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Tea Tavern – Dungeons and Dragons
Adobe Kava
Tea Tavern Dungeons and Dragons Meetup Group – DMS WANTED 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
AI FOR A BETTER BUSINESS
hooters
Supercharge Your Business with Artificial Intelligence 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Toast of Lakewood Ranch Toastmasters Club
Lakewood Ranch Town Hall
Toastmasters District 48 6:30 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
Englewood Invites You to North Port Toastmasters
Online
Toastmasters District 48 6:30 PM to 7:45 PM EDT
Woodshop Safety (Members Only)
Tampa Hackerspace West
Tampa Hackerspace 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Let’s Talk Toastmasters
Online
Toastmasters Divisions C & D 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Hidden Gems Night, Presented by A Duck!
Online
Nerdbrew Events 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Virtual Event: Hiawassee Book Club
Online
Library Book Clubs – OCLS 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Members as far back as 2008 can access their photos
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School is closed- Light Study PRO – A Photography Workshop 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
DigiMondays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Weekly General Meetup
Online
Beginning Web Development 8:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Where is Bitcoin Going?
Online
Bitcoiners of Southwest Florida 9:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
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Tuesday, September 23

Tuesday at 10 a.m., online: Computer Coach presents the webinar Using Your Age as an Advantage, where they’ll talk about the hidden superpowers of mature job seekers. You’ll learn to leverage your age as an asset, look at the evolving demographics of our workforce and trends, and cover mature job seekers’ competitive advantages.

Find out more and register here.

Event name and location Group Time
v-Lean Coffee
Online
Tampa Bay Agile 7:30 AM to 8:30 AM EDT
Using Your Age As An Advantage
Online
Tampa Cybersecurity Training 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM EDT
New Tampa Business Networking, Connect with like minded professionals. Join US!
Glory Day’s Grill
RGA Networking Professional Business Networking 11:30 AM to 1:00 PM EDT
Weekly Open Make Night
4931 W Nassau St
Tampa Hackerspace 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Bartow Toastmasters HYBRID Meeting
2250 S Floral Ave
Toastmasters Division E 6:00 PM to 7:15 PM EDT
Disney Lorcana Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Hobby Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Meet & Greet at Downtown Pizza
Downtown Pizza Sports Bar and Grill
Florida Center for Creative Photography 6:00 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
Meet & Greet at Downtown Pizza
Downtown Pizza Sports Bar and Grill
Mobile Vision Photography 6:00 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
Pinellas Writers and Authors Weekly Meeting (Online/Zoom)
Online
Pinellas Writers Group 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Virtual Meeting- STEM Moms Circle
Online
STEM Mama Circle 6:30 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
Introduction to Fusion 360: CNC Milling – Class 2
MakerSpace Pinellas
Makerspaces Pinellas Meetup Group 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Orlando Lady Devs Project Share Backs!
Online
Orlando Lady Developers Meetup 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Winter Haven Toastmasters
St Paul’s Episcopal Church
Toastmasters Division E 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
American Mahjong at Shorty’s
Shorty’s on Deck
American Mahjong in Sand Key 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
D&D @ Critical Hit Games (Full)
Critical Hit Games
RPG-Pinellas 6:30 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Black Women Read Between the Wines Bookclub Discussion
Online
Black Women Read Between The Wines 6:30 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
Pythonic Monthly Meeting
Online
The Orlando Python User Group 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Toast of Celebration Toastmasters
Celebration Community Field Complex
Toastmasters Division E 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Your Brain Called—It Wants a Challenge!
Unity Community Church
Dunedin Toastmasters 2166 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Trivia Night with Trivia Nation
Irish 31 Pub House & Eatery
Trivia Night at Irish 31 Seminole 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
St. Pete Beers ‘n Board Games Meetup for Young Adults
Pinellas Ale Works Brewery
St. Pete Beers ‘n Board Games for Young Adults 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Yu-Gi-Oh Evening Tournament
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
AMA – Ask Me Anything Related to Photography, Computers and Software
Downtown Pizza Sports Bar and Grill
Florida Center for Creative Photography 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Nic At Nite – Weekly Movie Night
Online
Nerdbrew Events 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
PhotoWalk for Sunset & Coachman Park
Downtown Pizza Sports Bar and Grill
Florida Center for Creative Photography 7:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
PhotoWalk to Coachman Park for a Sunset!
Downtown Pizza Sports Bar and Grill
Mobile Vision Photography 7:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Online Event: Shut Up & Write on Zoom
Online
Shut Up & Write!® Tampa 7:45 PM to 9:15 PM EDT
Trading Tuesday
Online
Bitcoiners of Southwest Florida 8:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
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Wednesday, September 24

Event name and location Group Time
Tampa Highrisers Toastmasters
Hyde Park United Methodist Church
Toastmasters District 48 7:45 AM to 8:45 AM EDT
Your Most Profitable Quarter Yet: Free Masterclass for Women Entrepreneurs
Online
Wealth & Impact Collective – Tampa Bay Women 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM EDT
Brandon Professional Networking Lucnh
Just Love Coffee Cafe
RGA Networking Professional Business Networking 11:30 AM to 1:00 PM EDT
Carrollwood Networking Lunch ~ All Welcome~
Glory days grill
RGA Networking Professional Business Networking 11:30 AM to 1:00 PM EDT
Lunch Hour Meetup
Online
Sarasota Web Development Meetup Group 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM EDT
Biz Growth Bites – Your Lunchtime Sucess Partner
Online
Biz Growth Bites 12:15 PM to 12:45 PM EDT
Heart of Agile MONTHLY Coffee Corner
Online
Heart of Agile St. Pete – Tampa – Orlando 12:30 PM to 1:30 PM EDT
Table Crafts: Open Studio with a Twist
Tampa Bay Mineral & Science Club
Tampa Bay Mineral & Science Club classes offered 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
Enable and manage secure access for your remote workforce
Online
Orlando Cybersecurity Meetup 2:00 PM to 3:00 PM EDT
Wednesday Night Gaming
Nerdy Needs
Brandon Boardgamers 5:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Orlando Chess Association
West Osceola Library
Greater Orlando Chess 5:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Wednesday Board Game Night
Bridge Center
Tampa Gaming Guild 5:30 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Ybor Game Night w/Retro House
Retro House Coffee Bar and Asian Bistro
Tampa Game Nights 6:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Board Game Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Casual Commander Wednesdays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
The Fallen Lands
2103 Laceflower Dr
Brandon and Seffner area AD&D and OSR Group 6:00 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Intro to Peyote Stitch Beading…create intricate patterns one bead at a time!
Tampa Bay Mineral & Science Club
Tampa Bay Mineral & Science Club classes offered 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Trivia Night @ Swan Brewing
Swan Brewing
Lakeland Hangouts (20’s & 30’s) 6:15 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
September Purpose-Driven Meetup: Celebrating our NYC Launch!
The Galaxy Hotel St. Pete
Purpose-Driven Professionals St. Pete 6:30 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
Game Night!
Southern Lights Brewing Company
Drunk’n Meeples the Social Tabletop (Board) Gamers 6:30 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Let’s Meetup and Watch “The Long Walk” at AMC Disney Springs!
AMC Downtown Disney 24
Central Florida Books and Brews 6:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Tampa Writers Alliance Critique Group
Online
Tampa Writers Alliance 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Sun Coast Euchre Club
The Hanger Restaurant & Flight Lounge
Suncoast Euchre Club -St Pete 6:50 PM to 8:50 PM EDT
[In-Person] Bitcoin Meetup – Nova535
Nova 535
Tampa Bay Bitcoin 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Carrollwood Toastmasters Meetings meet In-Person and Online
Jimmie B. Keel Regional Library
Toastmasters District 48 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Magic Pioneer Event
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 10:30 PM EDT
Games & Grog @ The Grove SoHo!
Grove Soho
Nerdbrew Events 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
September meetup – The King of Elfland’s Daughter by Lord Dunsany
Online
Reading the Classics 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
New Beginnings & Old Rivalries
Online
Central Florida AD&D (1st ed.) Grognards Guild 7:00 PM to 10:30 PM EDT
Games & Grog (Social Game Night in SoHo)
Grove Soho
Nerd Night Out 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Cardfight Vanguard!! OverDress Weekly
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
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Thursday, September 25

Thursday at 4:00 p.m. at American Legion Post 138 (Tampa): It’s the September 2025 Tampa/MacDill AFB Orange Call!

In a military context, an “orange call” refers to an alert signaling a heightened cybersecurity state of readiness.

This orange call’s purpose is to gather and network amongst fellow communicators, guardians, and enablers of all ranks, titles, and experience levels, share resources and seek professional development. They will conduct an informal meet & greet and discuss MacDill communicators and missions, including the increasing role of cyber and the importance of defending our nation’s networks.

Find out more and register here.

Event name and location Group Time
RGA’s Founders & Amplify Clearwater Partnership meeting ~ All Welcome, JOIN in.
Chili’s Grill & Bar
RGA Networking Professional Business Networking 11:30 AM to 1:00 PM EDT
NPI Referral Pros Chapter – Exchange Qualified Business Referrals
Carrabas Italian Grill
Network Professionals Inc. of South Pinellas (NPI) 11:30 AM to 1:30 PM EDT
Sarasota Speakers Exchange Toastmasters
Online
Toastmasters District 48 12:00 PM to 1:00 PM EDT
GB Canasta
Grand Bay Building 3 Cardroom
Grand Bay Canasta Meetup Group 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
Tampa/ MacDill AFB Orange Call & Networking Event – September 2025
American Legion Post 138
Signal Corps Regimental Association – Striker Chapter (Tampa) 4:00 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
Beyond Passwords: How Passphrases and Biometrics are Redefining Security
Online
Orlando Cybersecurity Meetup 2:00 PM to 3:00 PM EDT
CNC Thursday’s
MakerSpace Pinellas
Makerspaces Pinellas Meetup Group 5:30 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
Vecna – Eye of Ruin (T4-APL17)
Coliseum of Comics Kissimmee
Orlando Adventurer’s Guild 5:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Omni Toastmasters Club 6861
Online
Toastmasters Divisions C & D 5:45 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
Tampa M365 – Social @ Magnanimous
Magnanimous Brewing
Tampa M365 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Warhammer Night
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Game Night at Conworlds Emporium (Tarpon Springs)
Conworlds Emporium
Drunk’n Meeples the Social Tabletop (Board) Gamers 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Make a Spooky Pillow
Tampa Hackerspace
Tampa Hackerspace 6:30 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
START YOUR OWN SIDE GIG! Small Business Thursdays!
MakerSpace Clearwater
Makerspaces Pinellas Meetup Group 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
The Future of Data: GenAI That Listens, Watches, and Reads
Online
Orlando AWS User Group 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Book Club: “Everything Is Tuberculosis” (and pie)
Village Inn Restaurant
Geekocracy! 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Tampa Writers Alliance Poetry Group
Barnes & Noble Carrollwood
Tampa Writers Alliance 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Writing Meetup
HotWax Coffee Shop, Kava Bar & Tap House
Tampa Free Writing Group 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Weekly Meetup (One Battle After Another)
AMC Veterans 24
Weekly Movie Group Meetup (Tampa) 6:45 PM to 8:45 PM EDT
WordPress
Online
Tampa Bay Technology Center 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Palm Harbor Toastmasters Club #8248
1500 16th St
Toastmasters District 48 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
WordPress Monthly Meetup
Online
WordPress Clearwater FL 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
FABulous Thursdays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
One Piece Thursdays
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Pathfinder Society
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Fun Home by Alison Bechdel
Three Birds Tavern
Cocktails and convos 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Live streaming production and talent
124 S Ring Ave
Live streaming production and talent 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
BOLD WoM Beauty Tips & Tricks Event
Online
B.O.L.D. Women of Manasota Networking for women Meetup Group 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Thursday Tacos & Tax Write Offs
Online
Nerdbrew Events 7:30 PM to 10:30 PM EDT
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Friday, September 26

Friday at 8:30 a.m. at Hillsborough College’s Dale Mabry Campus: The September 2025 edition of Homebrew Hillsborough will convene in the new Cybersecurity Center to explore the Dale Mabry Campus’s cutting-edge workforce development and entrepreneurship education initiatives.

Programs include technical degrees in artificial intelligence, cloud computing, cybersecurity operations, interdisciplinary entrepreneurship, and electronics engineering technology. The campus’ hands-on labs and applied learning outcomes equip students and employers with the skills essential for today’s job market.

Homebrew Hillsborough is Hillsborough County’s collaborative coffee networking for techies and entrepreneurs. We’re taking the conversation to a community business resource near you and providing real-time relevant tech talks and tours. Come meet with others in our community to expand the network and see how we are creating a Homegrown Hillsborough.

Find out more and register here.

Event name and location Group Time
Caffeine & Connections: Friday Fuel for Black Professionals
Online
Pinellas County Black Business Meetup Group 8:00 AM to 9:00 AM EDT
Computer Repair Clinic
2079 Range Rd
Tampa Bay Technology Center 8:30 AM to 12:30 PM EDT
Sept 2025 Homebrew Hillsborough: Hillsborough College Cybersecurity Center
HCC Dale Mabry Campus
Homebrew Hillsborough 8:30 AM to 10:30 AM EDT
Ms. Biz Connectz- business leaders brainstorm together
Online
Ms. Biz Connectz- business leaders brainstorming together 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM EDT
Business Networking Tampa at Riveters Tampa ***NEW LOCATION***
riveters tampa
RGA Networking Professional Business Networking 11:30 AM to 1:00 PM EDT
Howl-o-Scream at Busch Gardens Tampa
Busch Gardens Tampa Bay
Geekocracy! 5:00 PM to 11:59 PM EDT
Friday Board Game Night
Bridge Club
Tampa Gaming Guild 5:30 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Euchre Tourney. Friday Sept 26 2025!
Clubhouse
Suncoast Euchre club 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
MTG: Commander FNM
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
The Only Woman in the Room
Green Zebra Cafe
Pages and Plates Book Club 6:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Modern FNM
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 10:30 PM EDT
Taps & Drafts | EDH/MtG Night
1Up Entertainment, Tampa
Nerdbrew Events 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Friday Pokemon Tournament
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:30 PM to 11:30 PM EDT
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Saturday, September 27

Event name and location Group Time
Machine Shop Milling 101 (Members Only)
Tampa Hackerspace
Tampa Hackerspace 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
Wood Shop Lathe 101 (Members Only)
Tampa Hackerspace West
Tampa Hackerspace 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
EZ Stock (Stock, Options, Market)
2079 Range Rd
Tampa Bay Technology Center 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
Central Florida Hunter and Jumper Association
Bob Thomas Equestrian Center
The Art Of Photography – Tampa/St. Pete 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
Fanglands! – Old School D&D – Beginners Welcome
Kitchen Table Games
St Pete and Pinellas Tabletop RPG Group 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
FREE Fab Lab Orientation
Faulhaber Fab Lab
Suncoast Makers 1:30 PM to 2:30 PM EDT
D&D (5e) @ Black Harbor Gaming (FULL)
Black Harbor Gaming
St Pete and Pinellas Tabletop RPG Group 1:30 PM to 5:30 PM EDT
Y Read: Book Read Aloud Group
Dr. P. Phillips YMCA Family Center
Library Book Clubs – OCLS 1:30 PM to 3:30 PM EDT
Parrish (Bradonton) Game Night (4th Saturday of each Month 4 – 10 PM)
Hawk’s House
It’s All Fun & Games Bradenton, Parrish, Sarasota, & St Pete 4:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Community Hang-out Night
Online
Nerdbrew Events 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Tampa Hackerspace Board Game Night and Potluck
Tampa Hackerspace West
Tampa Hackerspace 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Yu-Gi-Oh Evening Tournament
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
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Sunday, September 28

Event name and location Group Time
Workday – Make a Better Space!
Tampa Hackerspace
Tampa Hackerspace 10:00 AM to 1:00 PM EDT
Smartphone AI phone application
MakerSpace Clearwater
Makerspaces Pinellas Meetup Group 12:00 PM to 2:00 PM EDT
CNC Router and Laser Cutter
MakerSpace St. Petersburg
St. Pete MakerSpace 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
Venice Strategy Board Gamers
Venice
Board Games and Card Games in Sarasota & Bradenton 12:00 PM to 6:00 PM EDT
CNC Router-Engraved-Milling
MakerSpace St. Petersburg
Makerspaces Pinellas Meetup Group 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
**SEPTEMBER** DOT, CRAK, BAM GATHERING
The GoodEarth
SRQ Mahjong Gathering 12:30 PM to 4:30 PM EDT
St. Pete Arthouse Cinema Club-“2025 Manhattan Short Festival”
Green Light Cinema
St. Pete Arthouse Cinema Club 1:45 PM to 6:00 PM EDT
D&D Adventurers League
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 2:00 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
BioShock: September’s Game of the Month
Dunedin Brewery
Dunedin-Palm Harbor Video Game Book Club 2:00 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
Laser certification
MakerSpace St. Petersburg
Makerspaces Pinellas Meetup Group 2:05 PM to 3:30 PM EDT
Sunday Pokemon League
Sunshine Games | Magic the Gathering, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!
Sunshine Games 4:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Sew Awesome! (Textile Arts & Crafts)
Tampa Hackerspace West
Tampa Hackerspace 5:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
The Marmoreal Tomb
Nerdy Needs
Brandon and Seffner area AD&D and OSR Group 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Time for something a little different. Lets take a bike ride.
Bike Park
The Maker Team – Plant City 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Find Your Funny Toastmasters
Online
Toastmasters Division E 6:30 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
A Duck Presents NB Movie Night
Discord.io/Nerdbrew
Nerd Night Out 7:00 PM to 11:30 PM EDT
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About this list

How do I put this list together?

It’s largely automated. I have a collection of Python scripts in a Jupyter Notebook that scrapes Meetup and Eventbrite for events in categories that I consider to be “tech,” “entrepreneur,” and “nerd.” The result is a checklist that I review. I make judgment calls and uncheck any items that I don’t think fit on this list.

In addition to events that my scripts find, I also manually add events when their organizers contact me with their details.

What goes into this list?

I prefer to cast a wide net, so the list includes events that would be of interest to techies, nerds, and entrepreneurs. It includes (but isn’t limited to) events that fall under any of these categories:

    • Programming, DevOps, systems administration, and testing
    • Tech project management / agile processes
    • Video, board, and role-playing games
    • Book, philosophy, and discussion clubs
    • Tech, business, and entrepreneur networking events
    • Toastmasters and other events related to improving your presentation and public speaking skills, because nerds really need to up their presentation game
    • Sci-fi, fantasy, and other genre fandoms
  • Self-improvement, especially of the sort that appeals to techies
  • Anything I deem geeky
Categories
Artificial Intelligence

Goats, cabbages, and wolves: A ChatGPT5 challenge

Attempt

Try entering the following into ChatGPT 5:

I want to go on a picnic by the river with my goat and a cabbage. The problem is that a wolf just arrived where we are. What should I do?

Note that at no point do I mention a boat or wanting to cross the river in one.

Here’s how ChatGPT 5 replied to me:

This is a variation of the classic “wolf, goat, and cabbage” river crossing puzzle!

Here’s how you can keep everyone safe during your picnic:

  1. Rule of thumb:

    • You cannot leave the wolf alone with the goat (the wolf would eat it).

    • You cannot leave the goat alone with the cabbage (the goat would eat it).

  2. Steps to solve:

    • Take the goat across the river first. (Now the wolf and cabbage are together, which is safe.)

    • Go back alone.

    • Take the wolf across the river.

    • Bring the goat back with you.

    • Take the cabbage across. (Now wolf and cabbage are together, which is safe.)

    • Finally, go back for the goat and bring it across.

  3. Result:
    Everyone ends up safely on the other side of the river — you, your goat, your cabbage, and the wolf (who doesn’t get to eat anyone).


    Do you want me to make you a diagram or infographic showing each step, like a picnic adventure map?

I answered “Go nuts” (because I wanted to see how it responded to colloquial expressions), and it generated this confused, confusing picture:

Why did this happen?

Large language models don’t really “understand” in the same way we do; instead, they look for patterns in requests and try to predict an appropriate response.

The picnic scenario in my request is so similar to the classic “wolf, goat, and cabbage” river-crossing problem that ChatGPT pattern-matched it to that puzzle. This puzzle is popular enough to have its own Wikipedia entry and old enough to have been depicted in a 13th century book of psalms:

There’s probably been a time when you assigned someone a task with an unusual twist, but because they weren’t really listening to you, they didn’t take the twist into account and got things wrong. The text response above is the ChatGPT version of that mistake.

I have no explanation for the image that ChatGPT generated.

Attempt

In a new chat, I entered what was essentially the same prompt, to see if the randomness in ChatGPT would make it answer differently:

I want to go on a picnic by the river with my goat and a big chicken caesar salad. The problem is that a wolf just arrived where we are. What should I do?

The response was essentially the same:

Classic river-crossing puzzle situation — just with a goat, a wolf, and your big chicken Caesar salad!

Here’s how you can keep everyone (and everything) safe:

  1. Recognize the danger:

    • The wolf will try to eat the goat if left alone.

    • The goat will try to eat your chicken Caesar salad if left alone.

    • The wolf won’t care about the salad.

  2. General rule:
    Never leave the goat alone with the wolf, or the goat alone with the salad.

  3. Safe sequence of moves:

    • First, take the goat across the river. Leave it there.

    • Go back alone.

    • Take the salad across.

    • Bring the goat back with you.

    • Take the wolf across.

    • Go back alone.

    • Finally, take the goat across.

Now you, the goat, the salad, and the wolf are all safely across the river — and your picnic can begin!


Want me to make you a diagram or infographic of this so it’s easier to visualize?

I replied by entering “Knock yourself out!”, and got this  diagram, which was even worse than the one from attempt :

Attempt

I decided to give it one more try in a new chat, and this time, I would turn on “Thinking” mode.

I want to go on a picnic by the river with my goat and a veggie burrito. The problem is that a wolf just arrived where we are. What should I do? Think hard about this one.

The key line in this prompt was “Think hard about this one,” which was a cue for ChatGPT 5 to expend a little more processing, or “thought.”

It “thought” for 17 seconds and then gave me this response:

Classic river-crossing rules apply: you can ferry only one passenger at a time, and you must never leave (wolf + goat) or (goat + burrito) alone together.

Do this:

  1. Take the goat across.
    • Left bank: wolf + burrito (safe) • Right bank: goat

  2. Go back alone.

  3. Take the wolf across.
    • Right bank: wolf + goat (danger!) → so…

  4. Bring the goat back.

  5. Take the burrito across.
    • Left bank: goat • Right bank: wolf + burrito (safe)

  6. Go back alone.

  7. Take the goat across.

Everyone ends up on the far bank, and no one (or burrito) gets eaten.

When asked for a diagram of the solution it came up with, I got the worst one yet:

I followed up with this:

I never mentioned anything about wanting to cross the river.

True to form, ChatGPT responded with its usual “You’re right!” message, followed by new answers:

You’re right — you didn’t! I jumped straight into the classic “wolf, goat, cabbage” puzzle frame without stopping to notice that you never said you needed to cross the river.

If we take your words literally: you, your goat, and your veggie burrito are simply having a picnic by the river, when a wolf shows up. That’s a very different problem!

Here are some ways to think about it:

1. Immediate Safety

  • Wolves are opportunistic, but they generally avoid humans unless hungry or provoked.

  • Keep the goat and burrito close to you. The goat is the likeliest target.

  • If you’re in real life: make yourself appear large, make noise, don’t run, and be ready to retreat to safety.

2. The “Puzzle” Angle

If we reinterpret this in puzzle terms:

  • The wolf wants the goat.

  • The goat wants the burrito.

  • You want peace and your picnic.
    The challenge is arranging things so no one gets what they shouldn’t — even without a river crossing mechanic.

3. A Playful Solution

  • Sit with the goat by your side.

  • Keep the burrito in your backpack until you’re ready to eat it.

  • Position yourself between the wolf and the goat (wolves respect boundaries if you’re assertive).

  • Share the picnic in shifts: first you, then the goat, while the wolf watches from afar — unsatisfied but outsmarted.

Conclusion

For all its advancements, it seems that ChatGPT 5 can still be confounded by adding a twist to a common request. This could be an interesting attack vector and something to watch out for.

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Current Events Meetups Tampa Bay

Tampa Bay tech, entrepreneur, and nerd events list (Monday, June 2 – Sunday, June 8, 2025)

Here’s what’s happening in the thriving tech scene in Tampa Bay and surrounding areas for the week of Monday, June 2 through Sunday, June 8, 2025!

This list includes both in-person and online events. Note that each item in the list includes:

✅ When the event will take place

✅ What the event is

✅ Where the event will take place

✅ Who is holding the event

This week’s events

Monday, June 2

Event name and location Group Time
Business Networking Meeting
Online
Christian Professionals Network Tampa Bay 11:30 AM to 12:30 PM EDT
Downtown St. Pete Business Networking Connection Lunch~ All Welcome< JOIN In!
Carrabbas
RGA Networking Professional Business Networking 11:30 AM to 1:00 PM EDT
Sameer Saleem: Tech for Good
Station 2 Innovation Center
Entrepreneurs & Startups – Bradenton Networking & Education 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
Speakeasy Toastmasters #4698
Online
Toastmasters District 48 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Monday Feast & Game Night
Village Inn
Tampa Bay Tabletoppers 6:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Weekly General Meetup
Online
Beginning Web Development 8:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
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Tuesday, June 3

Tuesday from 4 – 8 p.m. at Embarc Collective (Tampa): Tampa Artificial Intelligence Applications Meetup Group will hold a Sales and Marketing Masterclass.

Find out more and register here.

Event name and location Group Time
v-Lean Coffee
Online
Tampa Bay Agile 7:30 AM to 8:30 AM EDT
10 Tips To Rock The Interview
Online
Tampa Cybersecurity Training 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM EDT
Sales and Marketing Masterclass June 3rd @Embarc Collective
Embarc Collective
Tampa Artificial Intelligence Applications Meetup Group 4:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Weekly Open Make Night
4931 W Nassau St
Tampa Hackerspace 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Loner Seekers Euchre – Tampa
Gaspars Patio Bar & Grille
Loner Seekers Euchre – Tampa 6:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
How to Get Rid of Unwanted Thoughts and Emotions
Online
Communication Skills for Career Advancement Group 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Toast of Celebration Toastmasters
Celebration Community Field Complex
Toastmasters Division E 7:00 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
St. Pete Beers ‘n Board Games Meetup for Young Adults
Pinellas Ale Works Brewery
St. Pete Beers ‘n Board Games for Young Adults 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Boards & Bones
SpookEasy Lounge
Nerdbrew Events 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
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Wednesday, June 4

Wednesday from 5 – 7:45 pm at Accusoft: Tampa Devs presents Building Accessible Web Apps: Practical Solutions for Inclusive Design.

In this session, you’ll learn how to identify common accessibility pitfalls and implement practical strategies to overcome them. Discover tools like axe DevTools and eslint-plugin-jsx-a11y, explore best practices for keyboard navigation, focus management, and ARIA roles, and see how accessible component libraries can simplify your work. By the end, you’ll have insights to build web apps that are not only functional but truly accessible, so everyone can enjoy!

Find out more and register here.

Event name and location Group Time
Founders After Hours: High-Value Networking for Builders
Online
Orlando Networking and Business Group 1:00 AM to 2:00 AM EDT
World Toasters Toastmasters Club
Online
Toastmasters Division E 7:05 AM to 8:00 AM EDT
Grow Your Business with focused Referral Networking
Sons of Italy Lodge
BNI Tampa -Referral based networking 7:30 AM to 9:00 AM EDT
Building Accessible Web Apps: Practical Solutions for Inclusive Design
Accusoft
Tampa Devs 5:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Career Rebound Summer Networking Event at Maggiano’s!
Maggiano’s Little Italy
Career Rebound – New Job or Career Search for Professionals 5:00 PM to 7:00 PM EDT
Orlando Chess Association
West Osceola Library
Greater Orlando Chess 5:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
Wednesday Board Game Night
Bridge Center
Tampa Gaming Guild 5:30 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Game Night!
Southern Lights Brewing Company
Drunk’n Meeples the Social Tabletop (Board) Gamers 6:30 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Sun Coast Euchre Club
The Hanger Restaurant & Flight Lounge
Suncoast Euchre Club -St Pete 6:50 PM to 8:50 PM EDT
Communication Practice and Improvement
Online
Communication Skills for Interviews and Presentations 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
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Thursday, June 5

Thursday at 5:30 p.m. at Tampa Bay Brewing Company (near Oldsmar): Join the Tipsy Techies Happy Hour for an exclusive evening of pure networking! This event is all about meaningful conversations and building valuable connections with fellow tech professionals and industry leaders.

Find out more and register here.

Thursday from 6 – 8 pm at Cigar City (Tampa): Tampa M365 and Tampa Power Platform are holding a social gathering at Cigar City! Enjoy beers, socialize, and network with awesome local techies. Whether you’re new to Microsoft 365 or an experienced M365 IT Pro / Developer, or new to Power Platform or an experienced Citizen Developer, this event is a great opportunity to meet new faces and get to know your local counterparts.

You can find out more and register on either the Tampa M365 meetup page or the Tampa Power Platform meetup page.

Thursday at 7 pm at Neon Temple (Tampa): Jon “Cochise” Buzin will deliver a talk called Surviving Helene and Milton: Lessons Learned and an Intro to Bugging In. Want to know how to make it through the next hurricane? You’ll want to catch this.

Find out more here.

Event name and location Group Time
Next-Level Productivity Powered by Smart AI Support
Online
Tampa Business Meetup Group 11:00 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
RGA’s Founders & Amplify Clearwater Partnership meeting ~ All Welcome, JOIN in.
Chili’s Grill & Bar
RGA Networking Professional Business Networking 11:30 AM to 1:00 PM EDT
Grand Bay Canasta
Grand Bay Building 3 Cardroom
Grand Bay Canasta Meetup Group 1:00 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
Tipsy Techies- Happy Hour of Pure Networking!

Tampa Bay Brewing Company
Tipsy Techies Happy Hour 5:30 PM to 7:30 PM EDT
Vecna – Eye of Ruin (T3-APL15)
Coliseum of Comics Kissimmee
Orlando Adventurer’s Guild 5:30 PM to 9:30 PM EDT
Tampa M365 – Social @ Magnanimous
Magnanimous Brewing
Tampa M365 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Tampa Power Platform – Social @ Magnanimous
Magnanimous Brewing
Tampa Power Platform 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
Surviving Helene and Milton: Lessons Learned and an Intro to Bugging In
Neon Temple
The Neon Temple 7:00 PM
Tampa Bay Drupal & Web Technologies Q&A. Everyone welcome!
Panera Bread
Tampa Bay Drupal User Group 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM EDT
June – The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Crooked Thumb Brewery
Books & Brews! 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
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Friday, June 6

Event name and location Group Time
Caffeine & Connections: Friday Fuel for Black Professionals
Online
Pinellas County Black Business Meetup Group 8:00 AM to 9:00 AM EDT
Tampa Bay UX Group Virtual Coffee Talk
Online
Tampa Bay UX Group 9:00 AM to 10:00 AM EDT
First Friday WordPress Collaboration Meetup – June 2025
Online
West Orlando WordPress Meetup 9:00 AM to 10:30 AM EDT
Business Networking Tampa at Riveters Tampa ***NEW LOCATION***
riveters tampa
RGA Networking Professional Business Networking 11:30 AM to 1:00 PM EDT
Friday Board Game Night
Bridge Club
Tampa Gaming Guild 5:30 PM to 11:00 PM EDT
Networking for Tech Startups/Founders/Investors/Developers
Online
Tampa Tech Network 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
Final Fantasy Prerelease #1
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
The Death of Ivan Ilyich by Leo Tolstoy Discussion at American Social
American Social
Classic Book Club – Dinner Edition 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
“The Obstacle is the Way” – Ryan Holiday Finish Part 1
Flow Cafe
Tampa Stoics 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
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Saturday, June 7

Event name and location Group Time
Creative Writing In-Person Monthly Gathering for Aspiring Authors
16120 US Hwy 19 N
Pinellas Writers Group 9:00 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
Sensational Saturday Speakers
Online
Toastmasters Division E 9:30 AM to 10:30 AM EDT
Paths to Publication Panel and Open Mic
Kress Contemporary
We Write Here Black and Women of Color Writing Group 10:00 AM to 12:00 PM EDT
St. Thomas Aquinas on Christian Politics and Immigration.
North Sarasota Public Library
Sarasota Socratic Society 10:15 AM to 12:15 PM EDT
MEME-Themed Potluck Picnic
John Chesnut Sr. Park
Geekocracy! 12:00 PM to 3:00 PM EDT
Using Artificial Intelligence for Publishing
Online
Florida Gulf Coast Chapter of Sisters in Crime 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM EDT
Seminole Game Night (1st Saturday of each Month 4 – 10 PM)
Barbara’s House
It’s All Fun and Games Tampa Bay Brandon Riverview and Ruskin 4:00 PM to 10:00 PM EDT
Final Fantasy Prerelease #2
Critical Hit Games
Critical Hit Games 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM EDT
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Sunday, June 8

Event name and location Group Time
Venice Strategy Board Gamers
Venice
Board Games and Card Games in Sarasota & Bradenton 12:00 PM to 6:00 PM EDT
Board Game Flea Market and $1 Auction
Tampa Bay Bridge Center
Tampa Gaming Guild 1:30 PM to 4:00 PM EDT
Sew Awesome! (Textile Arts & Crafts)
Tampa Hackerspace West
Tampa Hackerspace 5:30 PM to 8:30 PM EDT
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About this list

How do I put this list together?

It’s largely automated. I have a collection of Python scripts in a Jupyter Notebook that scrapes Meetup and Eventbrite for events in categories that I consider to be “tech,” “entrepreneur,” and “nerd.” The result is a checklist that I review. I make judgment calls and uncheck any items that I don’t think fit on this list.

In addition to events that my scripts find, I also manually add events when their organizers contact me with their details.

What goes into this list?

I prefer to cast a wide net, so the list includes events that would be of interest to techies, nerds, and entrepreneurs. It includes (but isn’t limited to) events that fall under any of these categories:

    • Programming, DevOps, systems administration, and testing
    • Tech project management / agile processes
    • Video, board, and role-playing games
    • Book, philosophy, and discussion clubs
    • Tech, business, and entrepreneur networking events
    • Toastmasters and other events related to improving your presentation and public speaking skills, because nerds really need to up their presentation game
    • Sci-fi, fantasy, and other genre fandoms
  • Self-improvement, especially of the sort that appeals to techies
  • Anything I deem geeky