Monday is 727 Tech Day! Named after the St. Pete/Clearwater area code, 727 Tech Day is a single-day tech experience produced by Tampa Bay Tech Week, designed to activate and celebrate the innovation community across St. Petersburg, Clearwater, and Pinellas County. There’ll be panel discussions, hands-on workshops, open networking, a closing mixer, and special surprises!
Tuesday at 5:30 p.m. at Hidden Springs Ale Works (Tampa): Last Tuesday of the months means it’s time for TampaTech Taps & Taco Tuesday! Tampa’s tech scene and free tacos…what more could you want?
Thursday at 5:00 p.m. at Entrepreneur Collaborative Center (Tampa): Cursor Tampa Bay is holding its second meetup! They say:
Whether you’re a longtime Cursor user or just curious about AI-powered development, come hang out, learn what’s new, and build something together. Bring your laptop or your phone , you’ll be able to follow along either way.
Friday, Saturday, and Sunday at the Tampa Convention Center: Metrocon is a for-fans, by-fans anime convention taking place this weekend. It features celebrity guests, exhibitors, vendors, LARPing, dances, and other events for fans of anime, video games, cosplay, comic books, sci-fi, fantasy, genre film, and more, with a focus on their roots: anime and video games.
It’s largely automated. I have a collection of Python scripts in a Jupyter Notebook that scrapes Meetup and Eventbrite for events in categories that I consider to be “tech,” “entrepreneur,” and “nerd.” The result is a checklist that I review. I make judgment calls and uncheck any items that I don’t think fit on this list.
In addition to events that my scripts find, I also manually add events when their organizers contact me with their details.
What goes into this list?
I prefer to cast a wide net, so the list includes events that would be of interest to techies, nerds, and entrepreneurs. It includes (but isn’t limited to) events that fall under any of these categories:
Programming, DevOps, systems administration, and testing
Tech project management / agile processes
Video, board, and role-playing games
Book, philosophy, and discussion clubs
Tech, business, and entrepreneur networking events
Toastmasters and other events related to improving your presentation and public speaking skills, because nerds really need to up their presentation game
Sci-fi, fantasy, and other genre fandoms
Self-improvement, especially of the sort that appeals to techies
Here’s what’s happening in the thriving tech scene in Tampa Bay and surrounding areas for the week of Monday, June 29 through Sunday, July 5!
This list includes both in-person and online events. Note that each item in the list includes:
✅ When the event will take place
✅ What the event is
✅ Where the event will take place
✅ Who is holding the event
Check out the map!
This list is also one of the data sources for HyLo’s Tampa Bay Innovation Map, which provides a graphical view of the goings-on in Tampa Bay and its tech scene. Check it out!
It’s largely automated. I have a collection of Python scripts in a Jupyter Notebook that scrapes Meetup and Eventbrite for events in categories that I consider to be “tech,” “entrepreneur,” and “nerd.” The result is a checklist that I review. I make judgment calls and uncheck any items that I don’t think fit on this list.
In addition to events that my scripts find, I also manually add events when their organizers contact me with their details.
What goes into this list?
I prefer to cast a wide net, so the list includes events that would be of interest to techies, nerds, and entrepreneurs. It includes (but isn’t limited to) events that fall under any of these categories:
Programming, DevOps, systems administration, and testing
Tech project management / agile processes
Video, board, and role-playing games
Book, philosophy, and discussion clubs
Tech, business, and entrepreneur networking events
Toastmasters and other events related to improving your presentation and public speaking skills, because nerds really need to up their presentation game
Sci-fi, fantasy, and other genre fandoms
Self-improvement, especially of the sort that appeals to techies
The world just changed, and retail hasn’t caught up yet
I’ve been watching the news out of the Middle East with the same mix of alarm and exhaustion as everyone else. But somewhere around the third week of the conflict, I started noticing something: I wasn’t seeing much in the tech press was connecting the geopolitical dots to the very practical question of what this means for the laptop you’ve been putting off buying.
So let me do that.
What’s happening right now is not some distant economic abstraction. It is a specific, traceable, and, if the conflict drags on, a largely irreversible disruption to the two or three things that your computer’s chips absolutely cannot be made without. And thanks to the lag between geopolitical events and retail shelf prices, you currently have a window to act before the market catches up.
TL;DR for the short attention span reader
The situation: The U.S./Israel war on Iran has closed the Strait of Hormuz, and that single choke point controls a staggering amount of the supply chain that makes your computer’s chips, RAM, and storage.
The two affected countries that will affect hardware:
Qatar, which produces about one-third of the world’s helium, has had its main natural gas and helium facility bombed and its exports blocked. Helium is irreplaceable in semiconductor manufacturing, and there’s no substitute.
South Korea (home to Samsung and SK Hynix, who together make most of the world’s DRAM and NAND flash) imports roughly two-thirds of its helium from Qatar and is heavily dependent on Middle Eastern oil for the energy that runs those fabs. Both inputs are now severely disrupted.
The thing you need to know: RAM and SSD prices were already in crisis before the war started, driven by AI data centers consuming chips faster than manufacturers can make them. The war just poured gasoline on a fire that was already burning.
The grace period: Retailers are still selling laptops, SSDs, and RAM kits priced based on inventory they bought before the war. That lag is roughly 3 to 6 weeks. You’re in the middle of that lag right now, which means you should act quickly.
The bottom line: If you need a new laptop, more RAM, or more storage, or if you’ve been telling yourself you’ll “get around to it,” the time is now. Prices are going up. The only real question is by how much.
The long version
First, some context: The war
On February 28, 2026, the United States and Israel launched Operation Epic Fury, which was a set of coordinated (and based on the news reports, I’m using the term “coordinated” somewhat loosely here) strikes on Iranian military infrastructure and leadership.
Iran retaliated by closing the Strait of Hormuz, the narrow waterway through which approximately 20% of the world’s seaborne oil passes every day. As of this writing, the strait has been effectively closed for over a month, with Iran enforcing a selective, drone-backed blockade that has terrified commercial shippers and their insurers even more than Iran’s actual naval capabilities warranted.
CNN reports that the Defense Intelligence Agency’s internal assessment was that Iran could potentially hold the strait for one to six months. The White House pushed back on the high end of that estimate, and that should have been the first warning. The strait has already been closed for five weeks.
None of this is theoretical anymore. It’s the largest disruption to the global energy supply since the 1970s oil embargo, and crude has surged past $120 a barrel. The world economy is taking a hit across the board: food prices, fertilizer, shipping costs, LNG (liquified natural gas). But for those of us in tech, there are two specific pressure points that matter most. Let me take them one at a time.
Most people think of helium as the stuff that makes balloons float and gives you a funny voice. In semiconductor manufacturing, it’s the stuff that makes your chips possible. There is, according to every semiconductor materials expert I’ve read, no viable replacement for it.
Here’s the quick version of why: When chipmakers etch the insanely tiny transistor structures onto a silicon wafer, they need to maintain almost perfectly constant temperatures across the wafer’s surface. Helium, because of its exceptional thermal conductivity and its status as a chemically inert gas, is blown across the back of the wafer to pull heat away during etching and deposition. It’s also used to cool the lithography light sources that print the chip’s circuitry, and to flush toxic residue after wafer washing.
You can’t swap helium out. You can’t use argon. Nitrogen is also a no-go. You use helium, or you don’t make chips.
Isn’t helium supposed to be the second-most common element in the universe?
The irony about helium is practically and literally on a cosmic level. Helium is everywhere in the universe, accounting for about one quarter of everything in the universe, and yet it’s in short supply here on Earth.
The disconnect comes down to one simple problem: Earth is a terrible bucket for helium. It just won’t stay put here.
Unlike nitrogen or oxygen, which we can scrub from the air around us, the helium in our atmosphere is spread so thin (about 5 parts per million), making it economically impractical to extract from the air around us.
Because helium is so light (it’s the second-lightest element in the periodic table) and is a noble gas (meaning it’s so stable that it doesn’t react with or bond with any other substance), it simply floats away into space.
So where does helium come from?
Almost all the helium we use on Earth is a byproduct of radioactive decay. Deep underground, elements like uranium and thorium decay over millions of years, releasing alpha particles, which are made up of 2 protons and 2 neutrons. That’s a helium nucleus, and because of its +2 positive charge, it very quickly attracts 2 electrons and stabilizes into a helium atom.
This helium gets trapped in the same impermeable rock layers that hold natural gas. When we drill for gas, we occasionally strike a “helium-rich” pocket. If we don’t capture it then, it’s gone.
The United States is the world’s largest helium producer. But the second largest, according to the U.S. Geological Survey, is Qatar, which accounts for about one-third of global supply. Russia is another major source, but Russian helium is currently under U.S. and EU sanctions (at least at the time of writing). Algeria produces some as well, but not nearly enough to fill the gap.
Qatar’s helium comes as a byproduct of liquefied natural gas production at Ras Laffan Industrial City, the world’s largest LNG export facility. On March 2, Iran attacked Ras Laffan with drones. Later in the month, Iranian missiles hit it again.
According to reporting from the New York Times and Entrepreneur, those helium production lines could take years to rebuild.
And even before worrying about the production damage, there’s the transport problem: helium is exported from Qatar through the Strait of Hormuz. Which is closed.
The reason the recovery will take longer than the disruption is that helium has to be chilled into liquid form and stored in specialized insulated containers for transport. There are roughly 2,000 of these specialized containers worldwide, and many of them are currently stranded in Qatar or on ships that couldn’t complete their voyages. Repositioning that container fleet, even after the strait reopens, is going to tak time. Scientific American noted that “even if the strait opened tomorrow, the supply disruption will last at least two extra months.”
Spot prices for helium have already risen 70–100% over pre-war levels. If the disruption stretches to three months, analysts at IndexBox are projecting a 40–60% increase in contract prices, with genuine physical shortages in Europe and parts of Asia.
Who Gets the Helium That’s Left?
Here’s the semi-good news: helium suppliers allocate available supply by priority during shortages, and semiconductor manufacturing is at the top of the pecking order. Party balloons are at the bottom (sorry, kids). Medical MRI machines and chip fabs will be the last to lose access.
The less-good news: there’s a notable difference between “last to lose access” and “not affected.” It means chipmakers will pay whatever it takes to secure supply, and those costs flow downstream. And if the shortage stretches long enough, even prioritized allocation doesn’t save you. You’re just out of luck… and out of helium.
Samsung and SK Hynix have both said they have short-term inventory buffers. The Korea Semiconductor Industry Association says short-term supplies are sufficient. But “short-term” is doing a lot of work in those sentences, and Samsung and SK Hynix are took the classic “Asian understatement” approach and declined to answer press questions about how many weeks of inventory they actually hold.
Pressure point #2: South Korea is in a very bad position
Samsung and SK Hynix together produce the vast majority of the world’s DRAM (the RAM in your laptop, desktop, and phone) and NAND flash (the storage in your SSD, a.k.a. “hard drive”). Both companies are based in South Korea. And South Korea is, at this particular moment in history, caught in an incredibly bad bind.
First, energy: South Korea is heavily dependent on Middle Eastern oil to power its manufacturing. Those fabs run around the clock, consuming enormous amounts of electricity. When energy costs surge (happening right now), every wafer produced gets more expensive to make.
Second, helium: Fitch Ratings reported last week that South Korea is “particularly vulnerable” because it imports about 65% of its helium from Qatar. That supply is now offline, and South Korea’s Ministry of Trade, Industry and Resources has opened an emergency review of 14 semiconductor supply chain materials with high Middle Eastern dependence.
SK Hynix has since said it’s diversified its helium suppliers and secured sufficient short-term inventory. Samsung has said nothing publicly. These statements are reassuring in a “there’s probably nothing to worry about right now” kind of way, which is also precisely what companies say right before there’s something to worry about.
Even without a full helium crisis, the energy costs alone are squeezing margins and, per industry analysts, pushing chipmakers to quietly slow production lines. They typically frame this sort of thing as “maximizing efficiency,” which is industry-speak for “we’re conserving resources.”
The fire was already burning before the war started
Here’s the piece of context that most of the war-focused tech coverage has skipped over, but that you absolutely need to understand: RAM and SSD prices were already in a serious crisis before February 28th.
This is not a new fire. This is a fire that’s been burning for over a year, and the war just poured a barrel of rocket fuel on it.
The root cause (surprise, surprise) is AI. Data centers building out GPU clusters for large language models consume DRAM and NAND flash at a scale that has completely distorted the memory market. Samsung, SK Hynix, and Micron have all been redirecting manufacturing capacity toward high-bandwidth memory (HBM), the specialized RAM that feeds Nvidia’s H100s and B200s, and away from conventional DDR5 and consumer NAND. Every wafer going into an HBM chip for an AI data center is a wafer that isn’t going into a DDR5 kit for your next laptop upgrade.
The consequences have been dramatic:
TrendForce reported in January that conventional DRAM contract prices were forecast to rise 55–60% quarter-over-quarter in Q1 2026. NAND flash was projected to rise 33–38%. (You can see their trend report on current DRAM prices here.)
Gartner published a forecast on February 26, two days before the war started, projecting a 130% combined surge in DRAM and SSD prices by end of 2026, driving PC prices up 17% year-over-year.
Micron has already exited the consumer memory business entirely, abandoning its Crucial brand to focus exclusively on AI data center customers. That leaves Samsung and SK Hynix as the only two major DRAM manufacturers still serving the consumer and developer market.
Tom’s Hardware has been tracking 32GB DDR4 kits that cost $60–90 in October 2025 now selling for $150–180. DDR5 32GB kits that were sub-$200 are now pushing $350+, and the cheapest are selling out.
The war doesn’t create this problem. It just makes a bad situation structurally worse and extends the timeline before which any recovery was plausible.
The grace period, and why it’s closing
Here is the most important practical fact in this entire article: retailers are currently selling hardware that they bought at pre-war prices.
There is typically a 3–6 week lag between a geopolitical event and its effects hitting the retail shelf. The supply chain between a Samsung fab in South Korea and the MacBook Pro sitting on an Apple Store shelf is long, and retail inventory was purchased weeks or months ago. Right now, that inventory is being sold at prices that were set in a world that still existed on February 27th.
That window is closing. Wholesale prices from distributors are already moving. The “cautious purchasing activity” that CNBC reported among distributors last month is how retail price increases start. Retailers who need to reorder will pay more. They will pass that along.
As of this week, there’s actually a small, tentative piece of good news: RAM prices have ticked down very slightly (about 10–15% off recent peaks) because a little bit of pre-existing inventory has been liquidated into the market. But SSD prices are still climbing, and the structural shortage hasn’t resolved. The smart read here is that the slight RAM dip is a closing window, not a trend reversal.
Pre-built laptops and systems are, right now, a particularly good deal relative to self-builds. That’s almost never true. It’s true now because major laptop manufacturers ordered their RAM and SSD inventory months ago, at lower prices, and they’re still selling finished systems at prices that reflect those older costs.
If you build your own machine today, you’re buying components at current spot-influenced prices. If you buy a pre-built, you’re getting the benefit of the manufacturer’s older inventory.
What developers and techies should actually buy, and when
If you’re a developer or someone whose work depends on a capable machine, here’s how I’d think about this:
Laptops: Buy now. This is the strongest “act immediately” category. Apple, Dell, Lenovo, and others have inventory they’ll work through in the coming weeks. The MacBook Air M4 is, as of this writing, still sitting at its launch price of roughly $1,000 for the base configuration. Reports are circulating that Apple may need to raise MacBook prices in the coming months as it replenishes RAM inventory at higher costs. The M4 Pro and M4 Max MacBook Pros are similar stories. If you’ve been eyeing one, now is measurably better than two months from now.
Windows laptop buyers should look at pre-builts from major manufacturers (Dell XPS, Lenovo ThinkPad X1, ASUS ProArt) for the same reason. You’re getting the benefit of their old inventory pricing.
RAM upgrades: Also buy now, with some nuance. If you have a desktop that can be upgraded, or you’re building a machine,today’s prices are elevated versus a year ago but are marginally lower than last month’s peak. More importantly, the trajectory from here is up. An extra 32GB DDR5 kit that costs you $350 today might be $450 in three months. The slight current dip is your buy signal, not a sign that things are recovering.
SSDs: Buy now, no nuance. SSD prices are still moving up. The 1TB Samsung 990 Pro is sitting at around $200 on Amazon right now. The same drive was $60 in mid-2023. There’s no sign of relief in the near term. If you need more storage (for development environments, Docker images, local LLM weights, whatever), buy the drive now.
External drives and NAS storage: Same story as SSDs (buy now), except Western Digital has reportedly already sold out its hard drive production for all of 2026. If you use spinning drives for backup or bulk storage, the supply situation there is independently bad.
The wild cards
I’d be giving you an incomplete picture if I didn’t acknowledge the things that could make this better or worse.
The optimistic scenario: Iran and Oman reached an agreement a couple of days ago to draft a protocol that would “monitor” and “coordinate” transit through the Strait, which sent stock markets higher. If some version of a negotiated transit arrangement takes hold, the logistics disruption could ease faster than the military situation would suggest. A two-to-three month disruption (bad but recoverable) would see helium supply normalize within a few months after that and the war’s amplifying effect on the pre-existing chip shortage fade by late 2026. Prices would still be elevated, but not catastrophically.
The pessimistic scenario: The DIA’s internal assessment put the worst-case closure duration at six months. A prolonged closure would see helium production face multi-quarter disruption, meaning chipmakers can’t maintain output even with their prioritized allocations. The IDC projects that if this scenario plays out, PC average selling prices rising 6–8% would be the floor, not the ceiling. The sub-$500 PC effectively disappears. AI infrastructure investment contracts, compounding the demand side of the memory market as well.
Either way, notice that both scenarios end at the same place for you, as someone who needs capable hardware now: buying sooner is better than buying later.
The bottom line: buy now
The world’s chip supply chain runs on helium from Qatar, energy from the Middle East, and manufacturing from South Korea. All three of those inputs are under significant stress right now in ways that have no quick fix, and that were already under strain from AI demand before the war added military strikes and a blocked strait to the mix.
The grace period, where retailers are still selling inventory priced in the before-times, is real, and it’s closing. This isn’t hype or manufactured urgency. The price signals are already moving at the wholesale level.
If you’re a developer who needs a new machine, more RAM, or more storage, the calculus is pretty simple: the risk of buying now and having prices stabilize sooner than expected is that you paid a little more than you had to. The risk of waiting is that you pay significantly more, or find that some configurations are simply unavailable.
Here’s what’s happening in the thriving tech scene in Tampa Bay and surrounding areas for the week of Monday, September 22 through Sunday, September 28!
This list includes both in-person and online events. Note that each item in the list includes:
Tuesday at 10 a.m., online: Computer Coach presents the webinar Using Your Age as an Advantage, where they’ll talk about the hidden superpowers of mature job seekers. You’ll learn to leverage your age as an asset, look at the evolving demographics of our workforce and trends, and cover mature job seekers’ competitive advantages.
Thursday at 4:00 p.m. at American Legion Post 138 (Tampa): It’s the September 2025 Tampa/MacDill AFB Orange Call!
In a military context, an “orange call” refers to an alert signaling a heightened cybersecurity state of readiness.
This orange call’s purpose is to gather and network amongst fellow communicators, guardians, and enablers of all ranks, titles, and experience levels, share resources and seek professional development. They will conduct an informal meet & greet and discuss MacDill communicators and missions, including the increasing role of cyber and the importance of defending our nation’s networks.
Friday at 8:30 a.m. at Hillsborough College’s Dale Mabry Campus: The September 2025 edition of Homebrew Hillsborough will convene in the new Cybersecurity Center to explore the Dale Mabry Campus’s cutting-edge workforce development and entrepreneurship education initiatives.
Programs include technical degrees in artificial intelligence, cloud computing, cybersecurity operations, interdisciplinary entrepreneurship, and electronics engineering technology. The campus’ hands-on labs and applied learning outcomes equip students and employers with the skills essential for today’s job market.
Homebrew Hillsborough is Hillsborough County’s collaborative coffee networking for techies and entrepreneurs. We’re taking the conversation to a community business resource near you and providing real-time relevant tech talks and tours. Come meet with others in our community to expand the network and see how we are creating a Homegrown Hillsborough.
It’s largely automated. I have a collection of Python scripts in a Jupyter Notebook that scrapes Meetup and Eventbrite for events in categories that I consider to be “tech,” “entrepreneur,” and “nerd.” The result is a checklist that I review. I make judgment calls and uncheck any items that I don’t think fit on this list.
In addition to events that my scripts find, I also manually add events when their organizers contact me with their details.
What goes into this list?
I prefer to cast a wide net, so the list includes events that would be of interest to techies, nerds, and entrepreneurs. It includes (but isn’t limited to) events that fall under any of these categories:
Programming, DevOps, systems administration, and testing
Tech project management / agile processes
Video, board, and role-playing games
Book, philosophy, and discussion clubs
Tech, business, and entrepreneur networking events
Toastmasters and other events related to improving your presentation and public speaking skills, because nerds really need to up their presentation game
Sci-fi, fantasy, and other genre fandoms
Self-improvement, especially of the sort that appeals to techies
I want to go on a picnic by the river with my goat and a cabbage. The problem is that a wolf just arrived where we are. What should I do?
Note that at no point do I mention a boat or wanting to cross the river in one.
Here’s how ChatGPT 5 replied to me:
This is a variation of the classic “wolf, goat, and cabbage” river crossing puzzle!
Here’s how you can keep everyone safe during your picnic:
Rule of thumb:
You cannot leave the wolf alone with the goat (the wolf would eat it).
You cannot leave the goat alone with the cabbage (the goat would eat it).
Steps to solve:
Take the goat across the river first. (Now the wolf and cabbage are together, which is safe.)
Go back alone.
Take the wolf across the river.
Bring the goat back with you.
Take the cabbage across. (Now wolf and cabbage are together, which is safe.)
Finally, go back for the goat and bring it across.
Result: Everyone ends up safely on the other side of the river — you, your goat, your cabbage, and the wolf (who doesn’t get to eat anyone).
Do you want me to make you a diagram or infographic showing each step, like a picnic adventure map?
I answered “Go nuts” (because I wanted to see how it responded to colloquial expressions), and it generated this confused, confusing picture:
Why did this happen?
Large language models don’t really “understand” in the same way we do; instead, they look for patterns in requests and try to predict an appropriate response.
The picnic scenario in my request is so similar to the classic “wolf, goat, and cabbage” river-crossing problem that ChatGPT pattern-matched it to that puzzle. This puzzle is popular enough to have its own Wikipedia entry and old enough to have been depicted in a 13th century book of psalms:
There’s probably been a time when you assigned someone a task with an unusual twist, but because they weren’t really listening to you, they didn’t take the twist into account and got things wrong. The text response above is the ChatGPT version of that mistake.
I have no explanation for the image that ChatGPT generated.
In a new chat, I entered what was essentially the same prompt, to see if the randomness in ChatGPT would make it answer differently:
I want to go on a picnic by the river with my goat and a big chicken caesar salad. The problem is that a wolf just arrived where we are. What should I do?
The response was essentially the same:
Classic river-crossing puzzle situation — just with a goat, a wolf, and your big chicken Caesar salad!
Here’s how you can keep everyone (and everything) safe:
Recognize the danger:
The wolf will try to eat the goat if left alone.
The goat will try to eat your chicken Caesar salad if left alone.
The wolf won’t care about the salad.
General rule: Never leave the goat alone with the wolf, or the goat alone with the salad.
Safe sequence of moves:
First, take the goat across the river. Leave it there.
Go back alone.
Take the salad across.
Bring the goat back with you.
Take the wolf across.
Go back alone.
Finally, take the goat across.
Now you, the goat, the salad, and the wolf are all safely across the river — and your picnic can begin!
Want me to make you a diagram or infographic of this so it’s easier to visualize?
I replied by entering “Knock yourself out!”, and got this diagram, which was even worse than the one from attempt #1:
I decided to give it one more try in a new chat, and this time, I would turn on “Thinking” mode.
I want to go on a picnic by the river with my goat and a veggie burrito. The problem is that a wolf just arrived where we are. What should I do? Think hard about this one.
The key line in this prompt was “Think hard about this one,” which was a cue for ChatGPT 5 to expend a little more processing, or “thought.”
It “thought” for 17 seconds and then gave me this response:
Classic river-crossing rules apply: you can ferry only one passenger at a time, and you must never leave (wolf + goat) or (goat + burrito) alone together.
Do this:
Take the goat across. • Left bank: wolf + burrito (safe) • Right bank: goat
Go back alone.
Take the wolf across. • Right bank: wolf + goat (danger!) → so…
Bring the goat back.
Take the burrito across. • Left bank: goat • Right bank: wolf + burrito (safe)
Go back alone.
Take the goat across.
Everyone ends up on the far bank, and no one (or burrito) gets eaten.
When asked for a diagram of the solution it came up with, I got the worst one yet:
I followed up with this:
I never mentioned anything about wanting to cross the river.
True to form, ChatGPT responded with its usual “You’re right!” message, followed by new answers:
You’re right — you didn’t! I jumped straight into the classic “wolf, goat, cabbage” puzzle frame without stopping to notice that you never said you needed to cross the river.
If we take your words literally: you, your goat, and your veggie burrito are simply having a picnic by the river, when a wolf shows up. That’s a very different problem!
Here are some ways to think about it:
1. Immediate Safety
Wolves are opportunistic, but they generally avoid humans unless hungry or provoked.
Keep the goat and burrito close to you. The goat is the likeliest target.
If you’re in real life: make yourself appear large, make noise, don’t run, and be ready to retreat to safety.
2. The “Puzzle” Angle
If we reinterpret this in puzzle terms:
The wolf wants the goat.
The goat wants the burrito.
You want peace and your picnic. The challenge is arranging things so no one gets what they shouldn’t — even without a river crossing mechanic.
3. A Playful Solution
Sit with the goat by your side.
Keep the burrito in your backpack until you’re ready to eat it.
Position yourself between the wolf and the goat (wolves respect boundaries if you’re assertive).
Share the picnic in shifts: first you, then the goat, while the wolf watches from afar — unsatisfied but outsmarted.
Conclusion
For all its advancements, it seems that ChatGPT 5 can still be confounded by adding a twist to a common request. This could be an interesting attack vector and something to watch out for.
Tuesday from 4 – 8 p.m. at Embarc Collective (Tampa): Tampa Artificial Intelligence Applications Meetup Group will hold a Sales and Marketing Masterclass.
Wednesday from 5 – 7:45 pm at Accusoft: Tampa Devs presents Building Accessible Web Apps: Practical Solutions for Inclusive Design.
In this session, you’ll learn how to identify common accessibility pitfalls and implement practical strategies to overcome them. Discover tools like axe DevTools and eslint-plugin-jsx-a11y, explore best practices for keyboard navigation, focus management, and ARIA roles, and see how accessible component libraries can simplify your work. By the end, you’ll have insights to build web apps that are not only functional but truly accessible, so everyone can enjoy!
Thursday at 5:30 p.m. at Tampa Bay Brewing Company (near Oldsmar): Join the Tipsy Techies Happy Hour for an exclusive evening of pure networking! This event is all about meaningful conversations and building valuable connections with fellow tech professionals and industry leaders.
Thursday from 6 – 8 pm at Cigar City (Tampa): Tampa M365 and Tampa Power Platform are holding a social gathering at Cigar City! Enjoy beers, socialize, and network with awesome local techies. Whether you’re new to Microsoft 365 or an experienced M365 IT Pro / Developer, or new to Power Platform or an experienced Citizen Developer, this event is a great opportunity to meet new faces and get to know your local counterparts.
Thursday at 7 pm at Neon Temple (Tampa): Jon “Cochise” Buzin will deliver a talk called Surviving Helene and Milton: Lessons Learned and an Intro to Bugging In. Want to know how to make it through the next hurricane? You’ll want to catch this.
It’s largely automated. I have a collection of Python scripts in a Jupyter Notebook that scrapes Meetup and Eventbrite for events in categories that I consider to be “tech,” “entrepreneur,” and “nerd.” The result is a checklist that I review. I make judgment calls and uncheck any items that I don’t think fit on this list.
In addition to events that my scripts find, I also manually add events when their organizers contact me with their details.
What goes into this list?
I prefer to cast a wide net, so the list includes events that would be of interest to techies, nerds, and entrepreneurs. It includes (but isn’t limited to) events that fall under any of these categories:
Programming, DevOps, systems administration, and testing
Tech project management / agile processes
Video, board, and role-playing games
Book, philosophy, and discussion clubs
Tech, business, and entrepreneur networking events
Toastmasters and other events related to improving your presentation and public speaking skills, because nerds really need to up their presentation game
Sci-fi, fantasy, and other genre fandoms
Self-improvement, especially of the sort that appeals to techies
It’s largely automated. I have a collection of Python scripts in a Jupyter Notebook that scrapes Meetup and Eventbrite for events in categories that I consider to be “tech,” “entrepreneur,” and “nerd.” The result is a checklist that I review. I make judgment calls and uncheck any items that I don’t think fit on this list.
In addition to events that my scripts find, I also manually add events when their organizers contact me with their details.
What goes into this list?
I prefer to cast a wide net, so the list includes events that would be of interest to techies, nerds, and entrepreneurs. It includes (but isn’t limited to) events that fall under any of these categories:
Programming, DevOps, systems administration, and testing
Tech project management / agile processes
Video, board, and role-playing games
Book, philosophy, and discussion clubs
Tech, business, and entrepreneur networking events
Toastmasters and other events related to improving your presentation and public speaking skills, because nerds really need to up their presentation game
Sci-fi, fantasy, and other genre fandoms
Self-improvement, especially of the sort that appeals to techies